h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Its all better now, I'm tuff so didnt get a concussion or anything

Glad You called, was wondering what you might sound like.
I like your accent

Talk to you later then

Ahh, the advantages of being thick headed hey ?

Well...like I said, don't be suprised if you get a drunken call at some point on the weekend...it's Australia day on Sunday and we have Monday off..so I plan on being plastered for the next few days...

...and if I do call...feel free to say "get nicked Kristy, I'm busy"...I promise I won't cry

But I'm heading home now - catch you later



PS - Your accent's better than mine

You have a whole holiday named after your country?
we dont have one of those here

My accent? what accent?

My head is pretty thick, I once fell down in a sliding doorway, hit the back of my head real good
(I was already blacked out so I dont remeber it)

I hurt all over the next day

Hey, you guys get Independance Day...

...we're still subjects of Her Maj ...which means our choices were "Australia Day" or "Co-dependance day" ...

You do have an accent...maybe you'll have to come down here...be surrounded by Aussies...and see if you can here the difference then !

I don't think I've ever had any serious head injuries...apart from the time I got accidentally head butted by my cousin...well...he said it was an accident...

AI've heard I was dropped a lot as a kid though...and it would explain a lot...!

sorry for the long pause in reply...been trying to find work

Ive been fortunate to have never seriously injured myself, a few scars but no broken bones(maybe a hairline fracture...my right hand hurts right now. I think I may have fallen down on it on New years Eve)

My most major accident (car accident) got me a visit to the emergency room for some stitches in my lower lip

Still havent had any cigarettes I am drinkin a Heineken right now

Maybe I'll be on later, need to continue applying myself to the effort of finding work.

We've got to stop missing each other like this (I know you're avoiding me man, just admit it )

I'm the same, a few scars, no broken bones...although I do limp...hard to notice unless I've been walking a lot, or really tired...

You fell down on your arm on New year's?? Crikey, that can't be fun ? The worst thing I did on New Year's was kiss all the bouncers and barmen...and that's not too bad (I suppose the story would be different if you asked the poor barguys though )

I've never been in any serious accidents...never been in hospital since I was born except the two occassions I had to get fishhooks removed ...

Good luck with the njob hunting...and nice work with the smokes too...

Fish hooks? ouchy

I havent been avoiding you,
youre my favorite person to talk to here at HooToo
Im lazy and poor, it cost me at least a $1.25 to cet near a comp.
I do manage to get out no matter what, to go to the comic store
went there today and picked up th e latest Mad Magazine


Just got a 6 minute notice...gotta log on again in a few minutes

Fish hooks, cos I'm that lucky

Welll, it seems I may've missed you ...hopefully will catch you soon??

Send my regards to the comic book store !

Im still here **offers his ***

the library computer shut me out every 30 minutes, make me re sign in.

One of my small needs is to get a lap top so I can get on line whenever I want... need a job first tho

How the job market Down Under?
Do you have a company called Manpower down there, they are a temporary and permanent hiring agency

Ahhh, I thought I'd lost you !!

Stupid library computers ...if I had a hammer...!!

I can't get internet at home...I know I'm weak and the last thing I need is another reason to never leave the house

...sorry...we do have a "Manpower" here......but it's a male strippers group...

I totaly sympathize with u there, I have a hard time getting motivated
I need a job ...but I dont realy want one
If I worked in a book store or comic store, i'd be happy to go to work, I wouldnt think of it as work

Manpower...are they hiring? just kiddin

I know, I always wanted to own a book store...but I've never been a people person...and then there's that whole lack of money thing

I'll check with manpower though

yeah, money is not my friend very often

But if I had a Manpower job I'd have money coming outa my shorts

I don't get along with money...as a result, we don't really hang out that often

...we do have RECRUITING agencies though, if that's what you're looking for !

Thats the term I was lookin for

i have 6 minutes left so I have to wrap things up

Imma peek at the new posts and hit the road
maybe take a book home

I will send you some links when I get a chance, just in case you're looking to move down !

Hi

at the library again, I might be on my dads comp later tonite

I'd appreciate any help, i had a job intervue monday(my granmas b-day)
shes 88. i thought i had it in the bag but the lady said she had a couple more ppl to intervue I'll call on them in a day or 2 to check out what happened***rolls eyes**

My dad has left the contry few times and I asked if he knew if I needed to have my court fines paid and he sais hes not sure. he wasnt asked if he had outstanding debt (outstanding... sounds like a compliment on having collecting so many unpaid bills)

anyhow, I'll catch u later

Well, I'll keep my fingers crossed that your interview went well !!

In the meantime, you can always try:
www.careerone.com.au/
www.seek.com.au/
www.mycareer.com.au/

if you're looking for a job...outside of stripping, that is !

I'll refer to these shortly


I'm not sure anyone would wanna see me in a speedo
let alone put money in it

My friend and I have been thinking about setting up reverse strippers...where the guys start off naked and get paid to put clothes on...

(she has a thing for guys in uniform )