h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Huzzah!

Is this not a dinner party, then? I've brought napkin rings. And novelty candles. And some very unusual cheese!

Oooh, what kind of cheese?

Magic Cheese!

(Fromage de Pompignon-Chauvigny-Oudatouallette to be precise *sniff* Mmmm - very cheeky)

Magic cheese? Why's it magic? You buy it and not only does it magically stays in the fridge but a large wad of cash disappears out of your wallet?

Oh cheesy Please giveth us more cheese and our stomachs will be plentiful of your cheesy wisdom ommmmmm

Somewhere in the world, a long time ago:
"This milk's gone all smelly"
"Let's call it Cheese!"

Reminds me of eggs:
"Eggs aren't even a food, they're just clothed farts"

I thought fart was just egg in gaseous form, much in the same way as steam is sort of gaseous water

I don't know! I'm not wonderwoman you know....

Does this mean I have to change the picture of you in my head then?

Yes, to pasta-woman.

You look like Spiderman, right?

I've been told I look sort of like Sam in the LotR films, but I mostly look like that photo on my page although a bit older

Hmm Pasta Woman. So you can leap macaroni in a single bound, jump through walls of lasagne and make one heck of a spag bol?

Think I know which bloke you mean...kind of like him

Well, if Tobey Maguire drops out of doing the next Spiderman film and Mr Sam just happens to get the job, then yes, you'll look like Spiderman. Might be a bit of a longshot though

Not really, it just means that I can eat it for almost every meal and not get sick of it

Supper, time for some pasta and hot chocolate
Or maybe wine instead....

Mmmm chocolate pasta (pasta made from chocolate?)

Although the tipple sounds nice too

*thinks long and hard about a suitable response*































Wibble

I second that motion!

It's the wrong trousers Gromit!

Mmm! Crackers!