h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Would you like some cheese, Gromit?

Thought I'd just drop by and let you know that you're all wrong, as usual*. Smoking is the world's biggest cause of feet. You, Footbacon, of all people, should know that.

RF

* Apart from AlecTrician, obviously.

I smoke, therefore I am?

Something like that. I used to smoke, but I still am.

What I still am is open to question...

RF

I thought you were God's gift to Lucky Freddy>?

I do declare I've drunk too much Hen's Tooth tonight

*crawls in a corner and giggles himself to sleep*

Well, it's taken all weekend, but I've finally got you pissed

Have a paracetomol for the morn

Actually I appear to be quite clear headed this morning. which is a pity as I'm not due back in the W word until Th***day.

Think I'm going back tommorow It's never felt so good to be

*Passes some tissues *

Anyone fancy some pasta? I seem to have slipped when I poured it into the saucepan

So you're covered in spag bol then?

No, but the cat is. Want a bit?

Oh yes please, I've suddenly got a bit peckish again

I had a plan to send a picture of my pasta to email, but it's not arrived yet

SO prepare to be surprised by a picture of my meal in 20-30 minutes....

If it's not arrived in one hour from when you ordered then let's say you can have it for free

You're mailing me pasta, or you're mailing yourself pasta? If it's lost in the post it'll get cold and start to go funny.

I'm mailing myself pasta Even thought it's still in front of me and going all congealed-y But you can still have it

Nothing a microwave couldn't handle

So, was it tasty?

It was very nice I must return the favour sometime. The main question is do you want to try my cooking or just go to your favourite restaurant?