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Well, seeing as I cooked the pasta, you can cook something for me this time

If I had checked here before making and eating that cheese and chicken tikka panini for lunch, you could've had half.

I'm sad to think that I wasn't on your mind

I'll just go without dinner, don't worry about me....I think there's some scraps left in the cats bowl.

Hmm we can't have that now...

*Goes to see what's in the fridge*

well it looks like it's either going to be crisps, a cup of tea and biscuits, an orange, some nuts or a combination of the above.

I also asked Zak if he would mind being made into sandwiches for you, and although he doesn't mind he thinks he'd give you indigestion and make me upset

Not much of a menu...Alright, I'll have tea and biscuits please

Thank Zak for the offer but I don't think I could eat him anyway, nothing against him or anything I'm sure he's a lovely duck and very tasty too. It's just that I'm a vegetarian on Saturdays.

Yeah sorry for the lack of choice, I'm going shopping later

And it's not even biscuits!

I'm not doing very well am i?

*sulks*

Aww, here, have some cake

http://www.flickr.com/photos/footbacon/8201800/

Marzipan!

Is this the moment I redeem myself?

http://pics.livejournal.com/croz/pic/00008ry7/

Mmmm, you're forgiven

Want something to drink with that?

ooh lovely, thank you waiter

Unfortunately, the larder is bare I have no tonight and can't be bothered to trek up the road for more

Do you have vimto? You could put vodka in it. It's almost the same

I have some sprite and vegetable oil....

No, can't say I've tried that one. Doesn't sound too nice either

I'd try it if I had some wine first