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I think flants feed on backlog...

Or is it the other way around?

There's a flant in ma kitchen, whaddama gonna do?
There's a flant in ma kitchen, whaddama gonna do?
I'm gonna catch that flant that's whaddam gonna do
I'm gonna catch that flant!

I'd accompany you, Trin but I have to run over to the tent to borrow a banjo and by the time I get through the back log there you'll be done singing.

*Voices like Pinky and Perky*
The Flants: I will survive

I've just realised that this thread is why I've not been on holiday since Skegvegas.

Do the Flants dance

In which case you need to do it again sometime

I do the Flants dance too much as it is, I get funny looks

Yea lets do the flance dance and the pantds dance too!

No they just need to learn how to do it for themselves

*Wonders what Skeggy is like in late August

lets have a badger skeggy meet!

it'd be the ideal partner to the badger bognor regis disco badger inferno srping meet

Hello, it watch over you at night sining love song and gently kissing your skin. Believe it or not* that person is madly in love GUESs****who**** Shiny Dero

Oooooooooooooh!

Dero and Footy up a tree, B-A-R-K-I-N-G

*couch* Oo, this is an oldy.



I *think* she left her heart in Skegvegcisco

Sorry Dero, you lost the job as Footy's personal stalker ages ago. We did send you a rejection letter (also known as a restraining order) but it probably got lost in the mail. You know what the Post Office is like these days. Still, no hard feelings.

Maybe Dero could stand for president!

But on the good news front I may have found you a new business partner. His name is Lord Wolfden and he can be found here: U1531982

YES!!!

Go meet Wolfie...

He'll be very interested in any business deals you may have.