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Will it ever end?
Vestboy Posted Aug 18, 2004
Or when someone else finds one say "Look a Flant!" and then they'll know a true Flant connoisseur when they hear one.
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Trin Tragula Posted Aug 19, 2004
True flants do need verification. The machine occasionally gets confused by beetles.
*ping*
Over there! 
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Aug 19, 2004
Look, Count Zero has found some Flants!
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Trin Tragula Posted Aug 19, 2004
*International Flant Judges surround Count Zero and peer at the ground. Much discussion. One of them raises a white flag and they all rush off again*
Yes! 
Flants!
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Aug 19, 2004
*clenches fist in triumph* Yesssssssssssssssss! 
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Vestboy Posted Aug 20, 2004
*Flash*
There you are! Now you are a famous Flantist. I will sell this picture to Flantastic Facts About Flants the magazine/radio show/t-shirt that lets people know about the ins and outs of flants. You'll be famous!
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lil ~ Auntie Giggles with added login ~ returned Posted Aug 20, 2004
*jumps with excitement 
*
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Baconlefeets Posted Aug 20, 2004
Look! I've got a Flant! I had to dress it up a bit for the tabloids though
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Baron Grim Posted Aug 20, 2004
Be carefull, we don't want the People for the Ethical Treatment of Flants on our backs.
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Vestboy Posted Aug 20, 2004
Or any other part of our anatomy. You'll have to take the dress off!
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2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Aug 22, 2004
Someone say nudity?
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Vestboy Posted Aug 23, 2004
*Flant rips open velcor fastening on clothing which handily covers the noise of the flant breaking wind.*
Flantulence!
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2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Aug 23, 2004
praise spry be thrily so!
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hellboundforjoy Posted Aug 25, 2004
Is Footbacon out and aren't we supposed to be building backlog while she's gone?
I think I have flants in my kitchen. At least they're not in my pants, eh.
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Will it ever end?
- 1241: Vestboy (Aug 18, 2004)
- 1242: Trin Tragula (Aug 19, 2004)
- 1243: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Aug 19, 2004)
- 1244: lil ~ Auntie Giggles with added login ~ returned (Aug 19, 2004)
- 1245: Trin Tragula (Aug 19, 2004)
- 1246: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Aug 19, 2004)
- 1247: Vestboy (Aug 20, 2004)
- 1248: lil ~ Auntie Giggles with added login ~ returned (Aug 20, 2004)
- 1249: Baconlefeets (Aug 20, 2004)
- 1250: Baron Grim (Aug 20, 2004)
- 1251: Vestboy (Aug 20, 2004)
- 1252: Baconlefeets (Aug 22, 2004)
- 1253: lil ~ Auntie Giggles with added login ~ returned (Aug 22, 2004)
- 1254: 2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... (Aug 22, 2004)
- 1255: Baconlefeets (Aug 22, 2004)
- 1256: Baron Grim (Aug 23, 2004)
- 1257: Vestboy (Aug 23, 2004)
- 1258: Baron Grim (Aug 23, 2004)
- 1259: 2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... (Aug 23, 2004)
- 1260: hellboundforjoy (Aug 25, 2004)
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