h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Not a lot apparently...

NO, we are, we are, we ARE going on a picnic

(And if Kneesalami does turn up, she can't have any sandwiches and that's an end to it )

Oh! Okay!!

A midnight picnic it is then! I've got the torch, moth killing light, sprite goblins and some jam

"Moth killing light"

Y-y-y-you wouldn't!

But I thought they were the enemy!

I thought Kneesalami was the enemy And allied flants, obviously.

Moths are our friends

So are all winged things our friends?

Kneesalami?! Where?!

All winged things apart from flant cohorts allied with Kneesalami and her evil business ventures - and even those may be won round, I hope.

Nobody has actually *seen* Kneesalami. I suggest that if she does turn up to the picnic, we all just ignore her, no matter what confectionary armaments she may have up her sleeve. Or sleeves.

And I should think so too! What what!

Er ... what?

Are we having this picnic or not??

Yes! Where shall we go?

To the moon!

Where's the rocket?

Hang on.. I need my Space Sickness Tablets---------------------

But by the time we get to the we'll have eaten the picnic!

Er ... er ... lock it in the boot? 'Not to be Opened till Moon'?

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Jam up 'er sleeves? On your vest, yes! Up your sleeves... I'm not so sure - sounds a bit unhygienic.

Mwha ga ha Now you know the true power of the blog!

I've turned into Kneesalami