h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

You did say in your intro that you like Pete & Dud didn't you or have i made a ref; you haven't heard before?

yeah i love pete n dud, but my memory seems to be escaping from my mind at the moment...."you can tell its a good painting with the way the eyes follow you"

It's in an office scenario and the two of them are apparently phoning round fot these lengths that have gone missing "well Harold said they were done in reg's"...."well love we'd love to help but can't do anything without a docket""ummm no docket ,no can do! etc; Have you seen Bedazzled(George Spiggot is such a great name for Beezlebub )

yeah i've seen that,


"Julieee Andrewwwsss"

I think there is not enough of the early tv sketches around. the tapeused to record football matches

"one thing you can say no one does ducks like Vernon Ward"I'll let you get on with your life now

life? what life? my life is here! this is alll i need, humour and a picture of

"and i pushed her out the bed"

oh, i second THAT motion



but what about ??

errrr, yeah! ok, but i live for the too!

is usually eaten by my cat before i get a chance, he can smell it a mile away

(sorry about turning up at random moments by my work ment i was working all hours for weeks but now im on holiday.......YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaayyyyyyyyyyy!!)



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???????????? i dunno, i just hit the keys!

copies cadet


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sounds pretty normal

i thought so

have you sent thefluffysardine a message yet

i'm sure i posted her u-number around here somewhere

she a mad girl like you

indeedy you'd like young fluff

i may have wandered past ansd demanded some or i may have taken her sardines and rolled them in the dust under my desk, quickly placing the fluffed fish back as they were....

she's not replied

Meh, she deosn't come on that often

Hello, m'dear...

I didn't even last two seconds on the insanity test - it sounded just like my mate Emski when she's hyper and bladdered! *lol*

See you on the boards! *mwah*

ello Rev! see! the smileys work on here

That test always makes me laugh! Talk to you later!

aaaaaaarrrrrgh, your page is evil, you freaks who use alabastard or brunel should think about the propper researcher who uses the one and only goo, the skin hootoo was designed for
Anyway hi and... umm... i'll be going now, sorry for disturbing you

errrr okkkkk

I've never tried any different to alabaster actually...might have a look at goo tonight, that's something tfor me to look forward to

What can i call you anyway? eggy?