h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

You can call me TB, most other people here do

Goo is officially, poo!

Don't like it! its too blue!

that CREATURE is Tb and hes chasing my BF!

AAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

*gets over it*

ok i'm done

Tb is chasing your beef?!!!

am i beef?
do you have beef with me? (train of thought coming through, scuse me!)

If you have beef with me then step outside

*stops to gather thoughts after a burst of confusion*

AAAAAAAAaaaah!

ok, right , no BF is short for BoyFriend ok?

*confusing thoughts of beef*

I'm too ill for this......

Yeah, I heard about you not bein well, i do hope you get better soon, although I also heard that you won't go and see a doctor about it

thats like me! I nevergo to when i'm ill, I always think he's just gonna give mesome paracetomol and say take them three times a day, so whats the point?

Feel better anyway!!

well i do now, although apparently i alsmots died (which i DO NOT beliave, charlie gets a bit panicky)

Sigh. Why?

I thought this would be a new thread. Sorry to trouble anyone else already on this thread.

No trouble, I think he's died anyway

What's to sigh about?

I don't remember. Something to do with your PS. Let me go look at it again. Oh that's it. 82 what? (sighing because I hate exposing my cluelessness but once I see these things I must know.)

nah, he, Jack, survived his illness only to have a lorry driver try to kill him on the motor way.

Hellbound, in case you've not noticed from my PS, I'm a fan of Eddie Izzard, in one of his shows he talks about old people and how when they get old they tend to shout out
"I'm 82!!!!
yes?
I'm 82!!!!
and?
but i'm 82!!!"

you have to watch it really

But i saw freddy and lucky on here with numbers after their names, which i thought were their ages or something, so i stuck that quote in after my name to join in...


so there you have it, a pretty long winded explanation

(Googles Eddie Izzard, Faeries! registers at offical website, plays with bees)

I see. Thank you.

I have a habit of getting extremely bad luck

i think im a walking disaster area, problems are attracted to me liek im a magnet

Yeah with the motorway thing a great articulated truck smashed me into the central reservation (barrier in the middle of the road)

but a very nice preson stopped and helped me, so that was ok

everyone else just drove on by, people seem to be too used to it for their own good

Was this a six lane motorway, and if so was this lorry pulling over into the fast lane?

It wasnt a full 6 lane motorway but yes the truck was pulling across into the fast lane (luckily i didnt go right through the reservation onto the otherside) so it shouldnt have been pulling across anyway let alone without looking properly......

evil dumbass truck drivers who don't know the road laws

Hmm my thoughts exactly, but less violently

In all fairness the truck did slow down a little so he obviously knew hed hit me, but he couldnt decide what to do and so he justed speeded up again leaving me temporarily trapped in a busted up BMW. But then the nice person stopped and helped me, after repeatedly asking me why i wasnt dead