h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

hmmmmmmmmm

*examines ranks*

hhhhhhhmmmmmmmmmm

*examines ranks*

ah, come join the tea room

link off've the MASTERS page

is that not the salute that we have?

yes, well done

Thank you sergeant sir alright?

Yes!

I'm fine!

*is hyper*

So where are these pigs in a blender then?

they are a metaphorical vision of myself....

Have you suddenly become gay?

I have always been gay
but my Boyfriend Charlie was over last night/ this morning
(he's on here as mAd_CaDeT_fIsH )
since my computer remembers me he decided just to come on as me

........and decided to change my nickname
i can't be bothered to change it back

i suppose it describes me better too

I seee, so many Cadets, so little time...are you the original Cadet that i've been talking to then>?

Did i scare you?

OOooh, i wanna know

did you think i was a straight girl or boy?

either would have been close come to think of it!

my cat max says hi

he's wet from the rain so he smells funny

------------------------> (Max: - hi footbacon! )

Scare me....?
















Yes! and hide!!!! so SCARY!!!!

ahem...

I thought that you were a boy through Piskick abilities, but have to say, i never even thought about whether you were straight or gay. My Holly(known by me as Hollywog) says"piss off". she can be a bit grumpy...maybe we can set up a dating servic, is your seeing anyone?

No my cat isn't seeing anyone

But i'm not sure, he could be gay by my influence!


what a funny thought!

No but tends to spend all morning following me around, all day sleeping on the bootm shelf of my wheely barbecue and all night prowling the house for intruders (i swear he does!!)

I'll have to make him take time off for a date with holly(wog)!
such a busy schedule!

I might set up an email account for so that she can receive all my "are you single", "ever thought about when you die","can you really afford" emails, then i won't feel so depressed when i dare to go into my junk mail and she'll be able to chat to other singles...

I suppose he could be gay...i saw something about someone doing something or other the other time i was there...

no, i was gonna say, i saw something where someone said they thought their was gay, but i thought, they just shag anything anyway don't they?

What a cunning idea!

but are you sure your cat Holly(wog) LIKES junk mail?
i have no idea what she would say if she could tell you her opinion on the matter, but i'm sure it would be rude!

Its true dogs will shag anything

are more sophisticated

Hang on, charlie is shoutind.......






Oh whatever!
he has this theory you see about souls and its supposed to explain the personality and sexuality of humans and animals but it goes ON-






ALRIGHT!
*sigh*

I'll ask you for him

do you want to hear a long complex theory on souls........

*WHACK*

........Thats a fascinating theory on the soul

its actually quite interesting, but complex and.....long...

oh oh OH you must talk to my friend thefluffysardine you'd love her ai'll post a link to her here when i remember she so hyper its FUNNY

okey dokey.....noit been able to get into tea room lately, been too busy, sorry about that! but you can have some here...or perhaps?

ok shes U543388 and shes SOOOOOOOO funny! you'd love her

Please leave me a message...or a massage here
"Hello..Roger .Yes I'm phoning you Re; the Lengths.Well they're not here.No I can't talk he's here.Yes love you too.Bye"

pde'

"Hello? hello?! HELLO?! I think he's called me by mistake..."

errrrrrr hello!