h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Meee ... and anyway, lesbian vampires are so done.

There's Lestat and Spike too...ohh, ohhhhhhhhhhh, but I want it, I want it now! Now now now! Pleeeeeeeeeeeeease? *puppy dog impression* here, have some to get those creative juices flowing even faster!
It's such a cool story...and there aren't any others you're doing, except the semi-auto one...and I do so LOVE reading your stuff, cos it's so well-written, and fantastically amazing, and you're so beautiful my sweet...

Are you just trying to get round me??? But thank you.
Anyhoo, I may do it, I may not. I did a bit of the semi auto, what did you think of that by the way?

I thought it was really good...I've talked to Rosa since, I mean in about September-time, about me and her...and she said that she had felt bad, but...she hadn't told me she had cried.

She said she didn't want me to mention it to you, so I didn't. I didn't think I had the right. Unlike with Karen. But then if I hadn't told you I wouldn't have held you like that and who knows where we would be now?

It all worked out in the end. Rosa's fine now, at least that's what she says...(pretending suspicion, just pretending). I wouldn't change a thing. Though, I feel...I can't quite think it out...I wish I had though about her feelings more. Which I didn't. I was too wrapped up in myself and you to think so not selfishly. And also, when I was reading your SA story, the bit where I told Karen, I got the waves of remorse again and I had to beat them down with a large stick. It's basically why I've not written mine for ages, or rather am writing the more modern stuff when I do; I don't want to go THERE. I'm afraid of what I might feel.

I know what you mean. But often it makes you feel better. Exorcism, yes? Don't get remorseful, all is OK now.
Well. It isn't, but it's more OK than it was. And we have each other! I love you my dear.

hello?

(sorry, I posted it before that last one before I realised you had replied...yada yada)
Why isn't it ok now? I thought it was. I love you too.

It is. For me. As I said, the more-concernedness is cancelled by the fact that I have YOU. Plus, look at my name!
We-ell... there's Terri, and Karen. And Rosa doesn't approve of us. That's it really.

I know, the thing about Terri...but thing is, I think she's wrong and out of her mind, and she annoys me, but I don't think that's very nice of me to think...so I try to ignore it. (Just realised this is the first time I've acknowledged it except for in my head)
Yes, Rosa doesn't approve. But she...um...trying to think of appropriate word...not ok with it, but she accepts it? She tries not to think about it, I think. Accepts it, yes I think, same way she accepts her cousins getting drunk and smoking, you know? Doesn't agree but accepts. It's our choice etc, it's not her place to judge.
What about Karen? I haven't talked to her for ages, I'm kind of out of that loop.

Nice, schmice. Or indeed . Terri annoys me too. I can't tell what she's thinking, it's like she has a mindset that makes her think in this insane way.
Karen is going in directions I don't think are healthy. But strangely I find I don't care. I like her but I don't give a what she does.
Rosa rocks. I think her attitude is amazingly cool, she's so reasonable and great.

You mean the drinking thing with Karen? I agree. The only fun thing for me talking about it with her was comparing favourite cocktails...but that was ages ago. I feel the same way though. The whole 'her cchoice' thing.
And yes, Rosa is amazing. Rosa Amazing Kay. RAK? Oh my god, doesn't have the same ring to it, does it. Maria too, though I think she's less adamant about the disapproval. I told her how great you make me feel, and she said that was good, whereas talking to Rosa she was implying (though not in a horrible way, just her feelings way) the whole 'of course it feels good but its still wrong' thing. You know? But they're both great.
(I just realised why you changed T's name too, from Rose to Kate: the whole Lani---> ROSA thing, Rose and Rosa wouldn't work. Though: Kate and Karen? They're different enough though. Right?
Mice! I get it!
I keep on wanting to say to her, Get a grip! Hannah is my girlfriend and that's why I pay so much attention to her! Nothing against you! I pay more attention to her than anyone else in the whole wide world! Come on, Hannah is my girlfriend, for pity's sake, I have sex with her! Do I have sex with anyone else? NO! And it's only that you're being so ing annoying that I'm ignoring you!
That's really what I want to say to her...but I'm afraid of coming off a little unsympathetic .
(That was true, but said in a way to try and make it amusing.. Did it work?)

the unsympathetic bit, I mean.

Drinking, and also becoming an Average Teen. Tsk. Well, whatever. I don't really mind.
RAK!!!! Tee hee hee!
Yes, mice. I'm so amusing. Get me! And you too, you're amusing. I'll get you, if you know what I mean!
Yesss... I know what you mean. I think perhaps you should say that, in nicer words. Because otherwise it'll escalate. As it does. I try to ignore it, but I doubt that's wise.

Average teen? You mean being normal cliched-like? Has she stolen traffic cones yet? Cos that's realllly cliched. And annoying.
Ooh, get me, Hannah, go on get me. I DARE you.
You mean talk to her, like before? It did help. For a bit. Then she went back to normal.
Friday lunchtime, when you were doing your English reivision? I WAS training up my ears (as, since Matthew/Luke etc have left the school, they've gotten less sensitive), by, admittedly, trying to hear what Terri was saying to Rosa and Maria...ach, eavesdropping, not that polite I know, but I had the feeling it was about us so I tried.

Average teen? You mean being normal cliched-like? Has she stolen traffic cones yet? Cos that's realllly cliched. And annoying.
Ooh, get me, Hannah, go on get me. I DARE you.
You mean talk to her, like before? It did help. For a bit. Then she went back to normal.
Friday lunchtime, when you were doing your English reivision? I WAS training up my ears (as, since Matthew/Luke etc have left the school, they've gotten less sensitive), by, admittedly, trying to hear what Terri was saying to Rosa and Maria...ach, eavesdropping, not that polite I know, but I had the feeling it was about us so I tried.

Yup, talking like before. Who knows, it might help. Or not. But it might.
Yes, the Doom-Hound will catch the Poison Axe. (Why does that sound so strange?)
Eavesdropping's fine, my dear. What did you hear? I thought maybe it was about us, my suspicious mind tut tut but why else would they have sat there?

It sounds strange because it IS strange, my darling.
It was the only time Terri's loud, um shall we say, distinctive voice came in handy...I could catch the tone and occasionally words, but not what she was saying...it sounded like whinging, to me, complaining tones. At one point I caught 'I don't understand why...' and 'it's just...', and if my memory serves me well, I seem to remember hearing 'it's just unfair that...' and perhaps 'why can't they...'. Not too sure about the last one. It probably was about us though. If it wasn't I want to know where my hearing went wrong; though the stuff I did hear isn't certain and if she did say it all, isn't necessarily about us, but considering she's been moaning to us anyway and attacked me (verbally) at the front of school on Friday afternoon, she probably was talking about us.
*takes deep breaths*
That was a long sentence.
Yeah, speaking of Friday afternoon: I was actually ragther schocked! All I said was 'hello, I'm here now', which I've said before, just announcing my arrival, and Terri goes and bites my head off! Sound familiar to me: She spent countless hours and hours and hours complaining that you did that last year. I say. Tosh! YOU are amazing. Don't forget it.

Is it me or does the smiley look like "ohhh, get AWAY". To me it does. Hmm.
Very long sentence. Impressivo. Ewww, Colin!
Don't worry about it, my dear. You're amazing too. As Karen said, "are we going to spend this year working out Terri's mind again? Hope not, there are better things to do like make cakes and sorbets". Tee hee!