h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

You and your eyelash fluttering. Get you! And I know you love me. I love you too.
I will send it to you, but not now, I'm occupied transferring photos from my camera.

Darling!
Oooh, photos, eh? Hmmmm!

You know, from Rosa's party. Ah, Tummyache! Cute! Speaking of which, mine is almost better.
By the way, I got a lightsaber! Go onto my space, it's *so* panachey.

I have, I did earlier! PINK! You should join us Jedi Knights, it would be so cool. I'm so destructive in it. Very panachey.
You're so great at this thing. Not like me!

But I don't know anything about Star Wars!
All it takes is practice, my darling.

Apparently I have "lovely hands". is this true?

Yes you do! Who said it? I agree with them. They're very intelligent!
I'll lend you the Star Wars movies...or come over and we'll watch them, slowly but surely...You can borrow them over next weekend if you want, seeing as the chances of us meeting up are negligable. (Breaking a roll of 9/10 weeks)
Mmm, neglige. You know? That skimpy clothes thing. Is that a real word? *scratches head in confusion*

a negligee is a kind of skimpy nightdress type thing.
I'd rather watch movies with you, if that's OK... maybe we can watch them when I/you next come/go over.
Dad said it, rather randomly.

You know what's great about your hands? They have such long fingers!

Sure enough babydoll about waiting...they're very cool. YOU'D BETTER LIKE THEM!
No, I'm pretty sure you will...if you thought Attack Of The Clones was quite good/ok and that had Jar Jar Binks in it (DIE JAR JAR BINKS DIE! NOOOOOOOOOO! )
Anyway. The original movies are even better!

Calm down. Breathe, Feuille, breathe!

Long fingers??! Aiaiai! You're turning into Dom!

Sorry about the delay, my computer crashed again !!!!!!!!!!!!

Much better. Are you proud of me?
Ai! I had forgotten about that! Noo! If I'm turning into Dom, what does that make YOU!

And when I come round, don't let Matt see me, I'm too young to be murdered!
May I have your story pleeeease? Send it to leafstar?

hello?
I love you
xxx

If you're Dom, that makes me the girlfriend you're in love with. See? We're strangely similar to the Muse boys!
I was having dinner, I now have a mild stomachache again. Indigestion maybe? I don't know. All I know is, it's painful.
I love you too. I'll send the story as soon as I can.

Hannah! You're here!
I love you, darling, sorry your stomach hurts. Medicine/painkiller? I miss you a bit.
xxx

My darling,
I'm sorry I was so irritable today. It's just ... I don't know, I know it's mean to criticise but I want to - what? protect you? something like that, I want you to be ... I don't know. I like you to sleep, and pay attention in class.
I'm sorry.

I think what it is is I want you to behave in the way that will most enhance your wellbeing.
That sounds like an excuse. It isn't supposed to be.

My darling it's okay. I wasn't hurt. I'm just sorry I irritated and humiliated you here have some .
I was just so bored in Chemistry. Not many people were working either, at the end Dr Stanbridge said, "I see that most of you stopped working about half an hour ago...and the rest never started, so I'll let you go early."
And I was a little agitated at the beginning, restless, so I wtried kicking the desk (pretty hard actually) and stabbing Dave's folder with my pen, and so on. Just so bored!
I hope you're okay now. How are you?
When would you like me to call you?

Thank you for the . Mmmm, you. I mean, . Ahem.
I love you.
I'm OK now, as far as I know. I was edgy today, I'm sorry.
After tea? So, about 7:30 onwards is free for me.
I love you.

I'll smooth out your edges, if you know what I mean!
Wait a minute...that makes no sense!
Mmm, you, too. I'd go mmm, but I gave you all of it. *preen*
Sure enough baby, I'll call you then. I have no homework in for tomorrow so ahhh. *cracks knuckles*
Oh! I was going to ask you something, but I can't remember. Darn it!
We're redesigning the Top Trumps cards...we've been reclassifying the thigns and everything. We're not done yet. Would you like to know some of the alterations?
I love you too

OK, but I'm going to go and eat now. Make the phoning 7:00 onwards, I didn't realise we were having tea so early! I'll come back on after if I can.