h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Suspicions that she wasn't uncomfortable around us, that's all. Gosh, Louise told me to finish off your values for the TT card, I'm being as objective as I can! We've done me, Louise, Rosa, Kate and Maria.

So what do you mean? What did she say?

Tell me what the values are!

No, really: That's what I mean. I didn't think she was uncomfortable around it, cos she would say stuff like "Ah, the things you do for love, Ellie" etc etc, and the Gay Test on Spark (tho she said she closed her eyes for some of them...I can guess which one, can you?). And she said, she was fine with how we were before we stopped. She said, it was none of her business anyway.
The values for you or for the people we've finished?

Not again! You're gone! And I didn't get to say goodbye!
I love you.

I'm here! I'm here! Oh my darling don't cry!
That's cool, good that she was fine with it.
I love you too.
Yes, my values, mine mine mine!

I didn't cry, not really. But I don't like you disappearing, I'm sorry.
I have to go have dinner! Keep the song line conversation game going, i've been using TB, Muse and Radiohead (heh heh heh...or should that be eh eh eh). I'll try and be back before you go away again. But Buffy's about to start! I don't know whether it's a good episode...
I love you.

Bye! speak to you later, hopefully...
xxxxxxx

Aiaiai! Don't watch Buffy, tell me if I'm sexier in leather or lace! I'm doing a theSpark test!

Buffy's been cancelled for SNOOKER! !!!!Leather, definitely! Not lace, in the traditional sense.

Ah, that snooker. But that means I can talk to you!
I love you.
OK, leather it is. Thanks for your words of wisdom!
I hear Pantherlady called you my little lady! Cute!
So what are my values????

How did you hear that? Are you lurking on my space?
I'd like YOU to "lurk" on MY "space", if you know what I mean!
Ok, your values...but really, for comparison, I'll tell you the others too.
Ability to Entertain: 82 (Louise 83; Maria 85.1; Rosa 90.2; Kate 79.91; me 90.4)
Campness: 21 (L 20; M 20; R 67.9; K 0; Me 80.00002)
Charisma: 62 (L 50; M 64; R 80; K 64.0; ME 81.00002)
COMMON SENSE: 80 (L 80; M 49; R 30; K 80; ME 28)
COOLNESS: ALL 100
CREATIVITY: 84.9 (L 80; M~73 (we're not entirely sure); R 78; K 76.9; me 85.49)
Cuteness: 80 (L 79.9; M 80; R 80; K 20; me 79.9)
Empathy: 80.011 (L 80.01; M 80.1; R 80.1; K 80.10; me 80)
I'll send you this, then the next one so you don't have to wait so long for me to write each one...

Heyyy. How come YOU get to be the most charismatic?! Actually, probably cause you are.

But I'm glad I'm the most empathicky.

Exciteability: 57 (L 58; M 90; R 90; K 40; me 81.3147)
Gregariousness: 68.5 (L 69; M 83; R 90; K 85; me 68.1-2)
Intelligence: 84 (L 84; M 83; R 83; K 85; me 85)
Loudness: 30 (L 32; M 57.4; R 60; K 30.101; me 93)
Modesty: 80 (L 77.5; M 50; R 60.1; K 30; me 48)
Physical Strength: 70 (L 58; M 79; R 60; K 45; me 60)
Scariness: 15 (L 60; M -0.0; R 30; K 24; me 67)
Sexyness: 78.8 (this is me being objective here, I think it shold be much higher ) (L 65; M 78; R 79; K 75; me 66.6)
Style: 80 (L 76.9; M 81; R 75; K 80; me 80)
Tolerance levels: 63 (L 79.9910; M 64; R 70; K 70; me 61)

Special skills/Weakness: undecided.
What do you think?

Yuh, it's cool!
am very chuffed at being only .2 less sexy than Rosa... and thanks for the style one!
Yes, overall I am very pleased.

But no way are you louder than Rosa.
I want my special things!

Hmm, interesting, you have a point about the loudness there...it will be discussed on the bus tomorrow!
From I think Exciteability downwards was me on my own (cos Louise left) trying to be subjective...I tried! I think you should be higher on sexyness but that's me.
I'm on the spark too:
Hello, Romeo/Romea! You scored a...
78%
Love hurts, don't it? You're in pure love— the kind with sonnets and hovering cherubs— and you ache like an old man's back for your crush. The superficial things that other people care about— money, looks, body odor— don't hold much water with you. You wouldn't care if your dreamboat were the Exxon Valdez, so don't be surprised if you ever fall in love with an oily barge. Respect the twinkie, but don't ignore its needs.

You've destroyed my purity!
********64%!!!!********
It used to be like 80!
(Mind you, I did say shoplifting cause that was when I was like ... *roots in memory* ... very young anyway)
How are you?

I'm good thank you. I got 38 out of 40 in the Physics coursework! Yay! all round!
How about you?
I love you.
Your special power/weakness, what would YOU have as them? That's the thing.

Well done!
and I will pass on the , thanks, you know my opinions of champagne. almost as bad as

I'm OK, just a bit cold.

Yes, but it's supposed to be YOUR (plural) opinion, you can't just choose your special power!

I know you don't like the , I know of course I remember, I'll have your glass! Mmmmmmmm.
You know what you're skilled at! I mean, with you, there's so much choice...but it'd be something along the lines of writing. A cooler way of putting it though. It's the weakness one that's difficult. I don't nkow which one of mine to pick, there are just so many to choose from!

What have I told you about not putting yourself down?

And no I don't know what power I should have.

Sorry! *sticks bottom lip out* forgive me?
Of Course You Do. You're FANTASTIC. As I said, something to do with writing. You're the only person I know that when someone puts paper and pen in front of them, they can sit there and just write a random, really cool and well-written story! You're so brilliant!
Hmm, maybe 'Writing Creatively'? Can you think of another way of putting it?