h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Which last post?

But yes, we are connected and wonderful.

Oh, ! Man's testicles! I was so excited, then I realised it was my post that had gone wrong...*stamps feet in annoyance*

Well they wouldn't exactly be woman's testicles, would they?

I have to go, I need a bath.
I love you.

You and your cleanliness...Ah, so unlike me, if you know what I mean.

You're brilliant, fantastic, I love you.
++=Massage!
You're amazing
love you
ellie
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Ahem.

I love you!
See you tomorrow
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Hello!
I can't be on for very long at all - am really just reading everything before getting ready for tonight + tomorrow - but hello all the same!
How are you?
I love you

You don't still feel bad about the House matches thing, do you? Cos if you do, I'll have to use...force.

Never mind. But anyways, don't worry about it if you are. You're luscious.
xxx

I'm OK, I love you too.



About the house matches thing... here are the reasons why I felt bad...
-I don't want you doing things you don't want to, or being forced to
-I was looking forward to spending time with you
-I think it'll be me, Kate, Terri and Louise watching together, and have you any idea how awkward that setting is?

Good you're okay now.
Not to mean any PARTICULAR insult to her...but the awkwardness lies only in Terri. Kate and Louise...
Oh, I talked to Louise about that too, she knew that Kate wasn't that, how shall we put it, FOUND of her in yrs 9,10,11. But it seemed to both of us that either everyone's matured and is hiding it better, or Kate doesn't dislike her as much...I don't know. I have no idea what Kate thinks of Louise now. Do you?
And as for time, baby, it'll only be 3 matches I play in, out of, um...more than that. I can't be bothered to work it out.
And you can amuse yourself with being my moral support , so don't you worry your pretty, intelligent, fantastic self. Ok? I'll get over doing it, I have the other 4/5 years I've done it *beats head against the wall "Why! Why! Why do you do it!" "Because they forced me to?"*
Sweetie, if you asked me to I'd give up anything for you. Remember that. As I said before, I'd question the necessity, but I'd do it. ANYTHING. Ask me something, I'll do it for you, I can back out - or "forget my kit" if you want me to, but I question the necessity. Plus, it's fun in a kind of masochistic way. Even though it holds nothing to you.

At the moment I'm OK with it but if there's something wrong, would you be able to not do it?

Say the word no the day, and I will suddenly develop a horrific stomachache/headache. In fact, I'll come in feeling a little dicky, and then it'll either mysteriously 'clear up' or it will stay there and I'll feel too ill to possibly play.

I'll get women's problems!
I started my period today...that's 29 days! OH MY GOD! Hilary is a genius!
Anyway.

She sure is.

You've screwed up my screen! On this page, the thing's too wide because of your last post!

Oh, that happened to mine AGES ago *camp hand flap* with all your hearts...sorry about it anyway.
I should go and get myself ready soon.

I'm back, did you miss me?

So sorry, I left before that last post to eat...
I guess you won't check this till Saturday evening, so I hope the concert went OK.
I love you.

Same thought was going through my mind, baby

How come you're allowed to call me baby but I'm not allowed to call you child?

baby is an affectionate term, however child is NOT

Bah humbug.

Plus, I'm older than you.