h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

hello!
I don't actually know if this will work...thought I'd give it a try!
How are you?
Rasjad says "Good evening."
My person who tells me how to do things on this place, he's called Bob McBob, and said 'no one here likes Will'...maybe he's a member too, huh? Or Will's reputation precedes himself.
DIE WILL DIE!
Tee hee!
See? I can work this thing!
Oh, never mind. I love you
love,
Ellie
(Hmmmm)

Hello my darling (said in Poppy-esque tones. Or should I say Fuchsia?)
I've been writing the semi autobiographical story, I changed Rosada's name to Rosa and Tamsin's to Kate because there are too many names ending in "ee".
Well no one likes our Will but there are other, nice ones. Like Will Turner... heh heh. That Johnny Depp!
You're getting the hang of this fine.

Hello!
Thank you, my darling, darling girl honey-bunny!
I was watching some new Whose Line episodes, and it's so cute! It's a 'Scenes from a Hat' one and it's 'What your wife is thinking right now,' and Wayne goes up and says, 'I love my husband Wayne!'! Everyone goes 'Aaaaaaah!' like that and it's really cute! Drew does a Luke and does a retching face, and it's so funny.
Anyway.
Tamsin's name was Rose anyway. Didn't end with 'ee'. There was Lani, Rose, Karen, Terri, Louise, Maria. That's TWO ending in 'ee'. Now you'll have two ending in 'aa', with Rosa and Maria. But hey. You're the original writer, the writer of quality! I bow down to your magnificence, o magnificent one!
Here, have a flower:
and some chocolate (definitely not Nestle):
But I wont give you coffee or champagne; I'll keep them for myself. Ok?
You're amazing! Above the madding crowd! This is you!
I love you!
See you tomorrow, honey...
love,
Ellie

Aah! I will have to watch them tomorrow.
Oh it's so cold in here, the whole "winter night" thing? Still, it's all worthwhile talking to you. All together: "ahhhhh"
But Terri, Ellie, Jessi, Lani? That was just wrong. People don't have all names like that, they sound like your cats.
Why thank you! This is you:

It's Legolas!
It's Johnny Depp's Pirate flag! And him himself!
It's Lestat!

Why ps? I'm confused...
I see you've found the smiley index then...

I took so long browsing the index thing that I dodn't know you'd replied. So. There.
that's you!
I will be your in dark places, when all other lights go out, yadda yadda.
Oh, while I still remember, I'll go change 'Lani' and 'Rose' to (let me think) 'Rosa' and 'Kate'. I thought Rose was okay, though. Granted, with the other 'eee's thing. I forgive you, wondrous being you.

Rose was OK, I agree, I'm not sure Kate suits Tamsin as well. But I can always think of another name.
Ah, the wonders of computer technology, the find and replace function!
You have some too, you deserve it.

That find and replace! It makes me tempted just to use everyones REAL names and do everything afterwards. But then again, I'm a slacker. I'll take your anyway though. Thank you!
I'm part of the Thingites now! Though I can't exactly remember my name. No, I'm as bad as Lani! Rosa! Rosada!

Oh dear...
Yes you are a slacker but you can deal with that.

I've hopefully joined the Jedi Academy, and saw Existential Elevator on the message board! Oohooheehoo, it's a small world!
Ach, I've not had a school-Friday night away from you since...19th September, and I feel like it's school tomorrow 'cos of it! Argh!
Ach, I probably wont get to the party until 5 or something, ach.
Make sure Rosada doesn't do then 'pin...' game without me! She'll know what I mean. See, I don't know if you know about this game.

pin? As in "the tail on the donkey"?
The 19th September? Amazing how time flies when you're having fun, yuh?
I joined the Python society, CAVE and Random Quotes Guild. Get me! I've been industrious in your silence.

see, I AM inept, everything like that. I can't even think of the specific word! You join three, I join one, perhaps, hopefully. I accidentally posted on the thing asking to join TWICE, I'm so inept.

Of Course You're Not.
You're new anyway! You only joined, like, yesterday.

*sighs restlessly*

What's up?

Sorry about the delay: my computer crashed, and then wouldn't connect to the internet.
Nothing too diabolical is happening. I remembered the word: inadequate.
That's all, I guess.

I must leave you now, text or call if you need anything, OK?
I love you.

You're not inadequate, I promise.

hey, how are you?
I wonder if you're on...you may be. Who knows.
Ach, physics. It took me ten minutes to remember what the next section was, as I wonderfully forgot to write down the plan. Pectopah.