h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

hi prof
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not even one number. and helen rang to say tomz is off for now, her cats not well, and will be trying to get to the vet tomz.
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why me,lol and it will be on my birthday jim

not even one number = ditto

I can be happy on my own at birthdays, its just another day to me

get down to the local for a couple

hi prof
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ive crossed the line from 60 to 61, so onward to the next milestone 62, then with luck 65,in the long run.lol jim

only 3 behind youhope your day went well

hi prof
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if you mean getting scratched on both hands, good,lol
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helens cat didnt want the medicine, i held it, but it went beserk, and managed to claw at me lol.
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i had to use some antiseptic cream i had in the drawer, still stings lol jim

my mam used to wrap a round her cat

hi prof
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the problem was the petshop owner gave me liquid, as they dont use the tabs now for worming, or thats what he said, could be also that the liquid was £3-55 a throw. lol
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the daft part was how to weight the cat, as you have to know the weight, to see what dose to use, and with only bathroom scales, what fun,
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after numerus tryys we got 3 6 pounds, that said 5 mls, then it was how to get the cat to take it
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as luck had it helen had one of the spare seriges of her hubbys, it was 5 mls, jim

oh its fun with cats, I've helped mam

hi prof
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helen as one of the sligh ones, you can stroke and it purrs, then without warning, it either claws you, or bites, not nice lol , jim

cats are cats Jim

hi prof
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you aint seen helens, even the dog keeps out of its way lol
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the dog as a few teethmarks in the end of its tail lol jim

law of the wild

hi prof
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going for a lurk, then see if there is anything worth staying up for on the box, jim

its straight bed soon

hi prof
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its strange not to hear bet next door coughing, she as a bad chest
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ive been given the kitchen table and chairs, and what was in the freezer, mine is full now lol.
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i hate change, and not looking forawrd to a new neibour, could be all sweetness and light, or turn out to be, the neibour from h@ll lol jim

you never know your luck in a rafflebut then again WE do

hi prof
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well i only paid out £1 last night, none of the kids came after 8pm, there where three with a man, and two older ones and that was the lot, saved myself £4
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got lotto for tonight, so lets see whats, what after 8-30ish.
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got the gas bill, its was, ready for it, £10-73p in credit.lol
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. jim

still skint, not a smell

hi prof
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keep thinking, one of these days the number will be there.
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without the dream, all the times go by will for nothing.
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could be the start of the house nightmare this week, will keep you busy.
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jim

ha! its now when its needed, the day I hit the big one I might not need to spend any money then