h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Just go up to a german person and say ich bin geisteskrank. Ich wohne in einen Ihrenhaus und ich tragt ein zwansjacke. Its the most useful thing i learnt. It means I am mentally ill. I live in a mental home and i wear a straitejacket. Germans are great...

Uni - Aston, Newcastle, Brum, Sheffield, Manchester... maybe Leeds or Lancaster. I want to go to Newcastle or Aston mostest...

New uniform? for 6th form? we wear what we want... im wearing a seethrough shirt right now.... ahem...

Hey yo darlin have replied to ya email and msg:P

MaRc

cheers gorjus!

Well....there are troubles in the German camp.
Yaz's roommate Annika, has been telling people at school that Yaz is too strange and energetic and she wants to change rooms! And you know what? They had only been together for...an hour and a half! I think that's very strange because forming such a firm opinion of someone in such a short time seems wrong to be honest! Yaz is wrecked about it! She feels lousy and burst into tears on the way back from CCF. Admittedly ccf hadn't been the best thing in the world but still...
Did you get our email?
Our formal 6th form uniform is a dogtooth skirt, then a white shirt and a tie. Then our informal is just black and white things.
Hope you're fine, I'm just incrediably tired.

My clarinet STILL hasn't arrived! Cross patch bunny here!

Like the personal statement. Agree with the comments given by others.

I got my first piece of homework today! Fun fun fun! Geography which I ended up doing that afternoon so now I have nothing!

Sorry nothing very interesting to say but I'm trying not to mention Yaz.

We have to do this list for the school insurence of items costing more than £50. It's really hard though because if things are in a box together they don't count. So I have about 15 pairs of earrings in a small pocket/bag thing but if they are nicked then it doesn't count at all!

In our common room each group got a picture of an animal to distinguish which group was which and we got a penguin so we've called it pingu.

My mate Marc passed his driving test this weeka nd is now very proud of himself and keeps texting me to say where he has gone in his car etc.

Anyway reply to this one and the one before I suppose.

Katkin

You play clarinet? cool. how good are you?

Ive had nowt but maths work so far... toooooooooooooooooooooo mcuh.

You can mention Yaz, but please dont try and get us together, becasue then it would ultimately be doomed...

What do you have for £50?

Ich bin ein pinguin...

how are you hunikatkin?

I'm just about to have an IT lesson and I'm very nervy. I'm scared I'll freeze the computer or explode it or something. Yaz is bombing around next to me helping me doing whizzy stuff on a webpage maker and moaning that she should have done something else because she knows all the IT and is just going to read a book and surf the net. I wonder why it is surf. You aren't really surfing anything are you?

I don't actually play clarinet but I would like to. I'm not going to learn with the school though because it would be automatically refused. They are tetchy about me and Yaz...we quit music too often.

Oh my friend Rachel (not the one I went out with), just came and gave me a Minstrel! Isn't that nice! I have discovered that in the 6th form everyone seems to have more food. I can't decide if that's just some random thing or whether it's a sign of privilege. I suspect it's because lower down the school we weren't allowed to eat inside.

I fell off my chair today and it was really rather embarrassing and people laughed at me. I'm not very good at people laughing at me, and ESPECIALLY not good at being the centre of attention!

Yaz took her bottle of vodka and gave it to the school nurse today because I think she was wanting to drink it and that scared her. Hopefully that will all work out and the nurse won't tell the school because then there would be some expulsion happening probably.

In the end the only things over £50 I had were: my phone (new! but old really). My CD player and my digital camera which is really Yaz's but I've got it at the minute.

We just got more geography homework but that's all so far...in fact it's ONLY been geography! How odd. We had our first German lesson and there's only two of us! Scary!

Now tell me rambling things about your day.

Katkin

I'm just about to have an IT lesson and I'm very nervy. I'm scared I'll freeze the computer or explode it or something. Yaz is bombing around next to me helping me doing whizzy stuff on a webpage maker and moaning that she should have done something else because she knows all the IT and is just going to read a book and surf the net. I wonder why it is surf. You aren't really surfing anything are you?

I don't actually play clarinet but I would like to. I'm not going to learn with the school though because it would be automatically refused. They are tetchy about me and Yaz...we quit music too often.

Oh my friend Rachel (not the one I went out with), just came and gave me a Minstrel! Isn't that nice! I have discovered that in the 6th form everyone seems to have more food. I can't decide if that's just some random thing or whether it's a sign of privilege. I suspect it's because lower down the school we weren't allowed to eat inside.

I fell off my chair today and it was really rather embarrassing and people laughed at me. I'm not very good at people laughing at me, and ESPECIALLY not good at being the centre of attention!

Yaz took her bottle of vodka and gave it to the school nurse today because I think she was wanting to drink it and that scared her. Hopefully that will all work out and the nurse won't tell the school because then there would be some expulsion happening probably.

In the end the only things over £50 I had were: my phone (new! but old really). My CD player and my digital camera which is really Yaz's but I've got it at the minute.

We just got more geography homework but that's all so far...in fact it's ONLY been geography! How odd. We had our first German lesson and there's only two of us! Scary!

Now tell me rambling things about your day.

Katkin

back on monday - will tell then! xx

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tell Yaz, Stealth took an overdose... sorry ive not replied. Im feeling like hell and im not up to much xxx

I told her

Gen if I can help you in any way, even if it is just for you to know that someone is caring then I'm here. Stay with us here. Both Yaz and I are here for you, because there is nothing else we can do or say.

thanks... i have no credit at all, which is why i havnt txted her back yet.

thanks for offering the help. I hate to be so somber... tell me somat funny or odd... tell me how it is at yours...

Well....Yaz is getting on VERY well with Lauren and I'm sure she'll tell you about that.

I got my hair cut and the person cutting it thought I was 20.

There are more plastic flamingoes than real ones in florida.

My clarinet is being sent in the post but only because I said that I would pay for it to be sent to me and then dad said that he would only send it if I didnt play it in the house when i was at home. Strange man.

There are a lot of juniors sitting around me and they are supposed to be doing stuff with word and then do something for a newspaper I think. Oh dear...yaz is playing up to them by typing a ton of nonsense on the computer but not looking at thekeyboard at all and only looking at the screen. They think that it's really cool and keep pointing at her and trying to type really fast. They keep giggling and boasting to each other.

Katkin

oooo! Who's Lauren? Good for her! Woooooo!

You arent 20 are you? Your 16 right?

Cant you just pick up your clarinet when you go home at the weekend...

Give yaz and yourslef a huge cuddle from me! and give this to yaz too

thanky
xxx

Yaz said she missed hearing about you. Even though she's with Lauren I think she's still hankering after you somewhat. However she is off Sarah. She went and had lunch with her on Friday and came back in a perfectly good mood saying that she got through the whole lunch without feeling the need to kiss sarah or anything at all.
Lauren is very short and has dark curlyish hair and listens to music like Marilyn Manson and other things like that. She seems much shyer than Sarah about things like sex etc, but is like her in other ways. She's loud and noisy and stomps places. However she does consider herself very lucky to be with Yaz and likes to do things for her and give her things. For example she just did all of her ironing. I found most of this out by talking to Lauren.


I am 16 It was rather sweet really because normally they think that I'm younger.


Katkin

So who is Lauren? A new girl or some one who wasnt a riend before and is now. Whats the situation with the two of them. Why dint she tell me

im doing my ucas form at the mo. I need to lose 100 lines off my PS and havent a clue how

She didn't tell you because what would she say? If she texts you then you never reply because you don't have any credit, if she emails you then you just don't reply. So all in all she just lets me tell you whatever is happening and she sits and sulks a bit. You mean a heck of a lot to her but she was worried that you wouldn't want to know.

She and Lauren are like this *twists fingers together* You know how sweet Yasmin to whoever she is going out with! She spoils them rotten and is always doing little romantic things. It's terribly sweet and means I can get on with doing other things It's lovely to watch though.

Lauren is new at our school. She only started this term.

How's the UCAS form going? I'm in the careers library so have the UCAS site up so I look like I'm doing something.

Are you alright sweetie? You haven't said anything about yourself.
I got my clarinet! I can make some nice-ish sounds and a lot of nasty ones

Well, im so sorry if i keep letting Yaz down, but if she thinks i dont care then im hurt. Coz i do. I want to know, but she wont tell me.

Im glad she's happy though. She deserves it. She's in you're year i take it? Hope it lasts for ages, which im sure it will. Also, sounds like Lauren has good taste in music (u said Marilyn Manson, in which case im guessing she'll like AFI and fantastic bands like that.

The Ucas form is a waste of space and energy. Im so pissed off. Feel like drowning me.

Im ok if you happen to like not being. I havent said anything about me coz i dont know what to say. What do you want to know. Sorry for snapping Im just not up to being happy clappy.

Hey hey hey sweetie! You haven't let anyone down let alone Yasmin! I didn't mean it to sound like that! She knows that you care but she felt that you were more likely to talk to me on here than if she emailed you or something. She sat bouncing beside me telling me things she wanted to say to you. I didn't put all of them in and we had a bit of a slapping fight about that. She cares so much about you. In fact I'm going to show her this and see what she says later. She's in physics right now.

I think Lauren and Yaz are pretty happy. HUGE argument last night which involved Lauren storming into my room and making me drop all my homework. But other than that fine and dandy. How's it going with Dan? still going strong or wavering?

The UCAS form is NOT a waste of space. You can do this. Everyone does it and everyone hates it. You're a clever person and I have faith in you that you can do this without the world falling down.

Do you want to tell me everything that's the matter? Is it all small things or is it a few big things? We do both worry about you. I'll get Yaz to put something on here when she gets out of physics in five minutes.