h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

(what exsactly is the big bad from the hellmouth?)


Buffy, Spike, and Angel take the wepons down stairs. While Willow does the last spell.

Willow finishes the spell then goes downstairs to the others.

Willow:done, are we ready now?

Buffy:yeah i think so, now we just need to get to the hellmouth before it's too late.

They leave Buffy's house.

Giles:Do you think the entrance to the hellmouth will still be where the old school library was?

Xander:I'm guessing so, because well, it can't move can it?

Giles: yes.. umm.. i supose your right.

Buffy: Yeah but, where WAS the Library? because the towns been re-built, (NOT STORY - It is continuing from season 7 right?)so, something would have been built over it.

Giles:Good point Buffy, we'll have to try and find it. Presuming we can, what happens if its in a building that is unauthorised?

(yeh this is like season 8 so yeh it is carrying on from season 7)


Buffy: That is a problem but i guess if it is then we'll have to break in.

Xander: hey lets try the new high school since last time they've been over the hellmouth..?

Buffy: Yeah we could try that

Spike: Won't it be closed now?

Buffy: Like i sed we'd have to break in.

They arrive at the high school, Buffy jumps up on a window ledge opens it and jumps in, then opens the front door to let the others in.


Buffy: Ok let's split up, Spike..Angel you two take the basement, Giles..Xander you take the north and east side, Willow you come with me and we'll take the south and west side.. ok?

Willow: don't you think we should all stck together, i mean cos if we find the hellmouth, we wont b able to fight whats coming all alone, we need to be together, what do you think?

Buffy: thats true, but if any demons had come out we would of spotted them by now right?

Spike: Why can't i be with Buffy?

Buffy: because you can't

Giles: well actually, there tends to be more demonic activity nearer to the source of the hellmouth

Buffy: And theres no demons here at the moment, if you do find the hellmouth, run and get to safety, and call the rest of us.

Angel: ok let's get going then.. come on Spike

Spike: bloody hell

Angel and Spike open the basement door and go in. Giles and Xander start heading in there direction leaving Buffy and Willow.

Willow: ok were do we start

Buffy: i'm guessing this way

(she points to an entrance further down)

Willow: I thought you wouldve chosen spike to come with you...

Buffy: no..


Buffy walks towards the enterance Willow follows

Buffy: I hope the others will be okay

Willow: i could do a spell to see...

Buffy: i dont know if thats such a good idea, demons etc could possibly, detect it

Willow: Thats's true

Buffy: doesnt look like theres any around this side, we should go check on Giles and Xander.

Willow: Yeah, erm...that's if can find them...

Buffy: We should be able to

Willow: Yeh..

Buffy: I mean its only a high school... (Buffy spots Giles and Xander) Xander! Giles!

they turn around..

Xander: Hey Buffy! Willow!

Giles: Seen anything umm.. demonic?

Buffy: No it's been demon-less that side, how about you?

Xander: Nadda... not one single demon... woo hoo...

Willow: Should we umm.. check on Angel and Spike now?

Buffy: yeh.. where's the basement door?

Willow: I think it was near the entrance to the school.

The arrive at the basement door...

They went down the stairs a door was ajar at the end. Spike came flying through with his axe in his hand

Spike: Bloody hell!

He ran back inside not taking any notice of Buffy or the others...

Buffy: I think we found Angel and Spike...

Xander: Yup

The walk through the door

There's a huge demon at the gateway to the hellmouth, spike and angel keep going at it but it keeps knocking them away with ease. They dont even notice the others come in.

Spike: You bugar! y wont you ever die?!

Angel: Because your not hitting it hard enough!

Spike: Well what do you expect, you cant even get to it propaly!