h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

spike: me!?
williow: or at least tell us how we can help stop it
spike: well, i don't know i mean i think its too late
buffy: what! you didn't tell me this before?
spike: well, you would have died!
buffy: how?
spike: this is bigger than anything thats happened before
williow: well, like what do you mean?
spike: enjoy your last weeks?

Buffy: What do u mean Spike, tell me!

Spike: Ermmm.....did you have nice weekend?

Buffy: TELL ME SPIKE I NEED TO HELP, THEIR ARE PEOPLES LIVES AT RISK!

Spike: Look Buffy all i know is this, theres somthing big coming, somthing powerfull, i can feel it.

Buffy: So how can i stop it?

Spike: I dont know.

Anya: can we even stop it?

Spike: Im not sure.

Willow: This is bad.

Giles: Very.



Theres another shake, and the roof starts to cave in.



Buffy: Come on we need to get out.



Buffy leads the way and Giles, Willow, Anya and Spike are folowing. Sudenly large pieces of stone trap Anya in.



Anya: HELP!!!! HELP ME IM TRAPED!!!!



Spike tells Buffy to get the others to safty and that he'll go back for Anya. Spike runs back and jumps over the large pieces of stone, picks Anya up and jumps back over, as he runs out he just manages to miss getting hit by a falling stone. They manage to get out safly.


Spike: That was bluddy close!

anya: ya thanks

at giles house

buffy: are you all ok? dawn?
dawn: a.......y......

spike and anya walk in

spike: well, there goes my house
xander: whats going on? and get him out of here
buffy: shut up xander, his been more help than you have
xander: you mean you were all with him?!
williow: his was very helpful
xander: what about me?
spike: well, if you were round for a couple of centuries than the might have considered it
xander:you just shut up! williow what is he talking about?
williow: well, the hellmouth is going open, so we went to see what we cando about it
xander: well, he shouldn't be involved, hi on the other side
buffy: ok xander get out! or SHUT UP, i've had enought of you always thinking that your better tan any other vampire, well, we need spike right now so
xander: oh i see , you just don't need your friends
you would much rather go with the enimey
buffy: thats not what i said
spike: well, if your going to have a war over nothing than i'm leaving
buffy: were you going to stay?
spike: i'll hang, night is my day afterall
xander:
buffy: xander!!! not a word, stay here i'll be back

buffy and spike leave

Willow: so.....erm Dawn i tought you were staying over your friends house?

Dawn: Oh i was, but then Buffy brought me back.

Willow: Oh.



outside Buffy and Spike are having a conversation...


Buffy: where the hell do you think your going?!!

Spike: Well i dont wana be involved in this break up.

Buffy: what?

Spike: Well you and big gob in there are gona have a big old fight and he's gona get hurt, all because of me, because he hates me.

Buffy: so your gona let someone get in the way of saving peoples lives. Who cares what Xander say, you know you've changed, i know you've changed and if thats not anof to walk back in their and help us then i dont know what is. Ok and if Xander still carys on i'll get Willow to put a shut up spell on him or something.

Spike: Ok.



Buffy and Spike go back in.



Xander: look what the cat dragged in.

Buffy: Shut up Xander.

Xander: i cant belive your taking (points at Spike) his side over mine!

Spike: Er im still here you know.

Xander: Yeah hopfully not for long.

Buffy: Listen Xander im sick of you doing this!

Xander: Doing What?

Buffy: Do you think i would put your life in danger?



Xander just looks at her with a no face.



Buffy: Exsactly, Spike has changed.

Xander: How can you be so sure?!

Buffy: Because i can, i can see he's changed and if your to blind to see it then fine, cary on digging at him but i hope you someday come down from your high horse and open your eyes.

xander: buffy, i don't its him tat changed, i think its you!
spike: and what about you then? erm, NO! your still a sad case
xander: ok, now i've had enough .......

xander goes upto him but buffy stops him half way

buffy: what is upwith you?
xander: him, who else
spike: (laughs) i see what this is.........
buffy: what?
spike: monkey boy over here ha a crush!,
xander: what , NO!!! we're just friends
spike: hmmm, tell me buffy how did he and angel get on? or rieley? huh?
buffy: xander? are you jelous
xander: of him, he doesn't stand a chance
spike: yeah , that makes two of us, and what about anya?
anya: oh, i don't mind, this is amusing

spike looks at her with a puzzeled face

anya: oh! am i spose to be angry?
spike: well, yea
anya: oh thanks! xander!!! why do you fancy buffy?
is that good?
spike: well its a start
xander: ok, chippy, just shut up!
spike: hey!
buffy: (screams) SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

silence

spike: er.....
buffy: shut it!
spike: HELLMOUTH!!!
buffy: oh, yea, sorry
spike: hmmm
williow: er..... yea we should get to work. yeah
giles: quite right , i'll get the books
spike: want help?
xander: not from you
giles: er, xander: yes thank you spike
xander: what?
buffy: xander, go up stairs and take dawn with you.
dawn: no! i want to stay!
buffy: don't do this!!! please, ok (tears bilding up) i just want to sort this out
dawn: yea and i can never be part of it
xander: yea, lets go
spike: are you ok?
buffy: yeah

Spike walks over to Buffy while the rest of the group who are still here are getting the books.



Spike: somethings wrong what is it?

Buffy: Nothing, nothing im fine.

Spike: (with one of those i know somethings wrong face) Buffy...

Buffy: It's just all i want is for a little research to happen with all the gang, without Xander having a go at everyone i bring to help, i mean first off all he had a go at Angel then Riley then you its just hard really hard to deal with.



Willow calls Buffy and ask for her and Spike to come over and help.


Buffy: I guess we better go and help.

Spike: yeah.



Buffy and Spike go over and help the rest of the gang look through books on information about the Hellmouth.


Anya: This is going to take forever.

Giles: Yes these books arn't much help are they, they only tell us what we allready know.

Buffy: Yeah erm Will can i talk to you?

Willow: sure.



Buffy and Willow walk into the kitchen.



Willow: so what was it that you wanted to talk to me about?

Buffy: Angel.

Willow: Oh thats a conversation we havn't talked about in ages.

Buffy: Yeah i was thinking that we need more help and Angel's doing well in l.A. so maybe he and his gang or somthing could come and help, because Spike did say that something big was coming and i dont think we can handle it on are own at the moment.

Willow: Oh, ermm.... you do realise that Xander's not going to be happy about this.

Buffy: I dont think we have a choice.

Willow: should we tell the others about this?

Buffy: where gona have to. I wana make sure that everyone agrees before i call him.

Willow: should we tell Xander?

Buffy: no, not at the moment.

Willow: ok so are you ready to tell the rest of the guys now?

Buffy: Yes.



Buffy and Willow walk back out of the kitchen and re-goin the book reading group again.



Buffy: Ermmm..... guys.

Giles: Yes Buffy.

Buffy: I have come to a desition, well me and willow have.

Anya: Yeah go on.

Buffy: Well we cant fight this evil on are own, well thats what Spike said.....and anyway we think it would be a good idea if......Angel and some of his gang come and help.

Giles: Yes that's a good idea, if we have more power on are side we'll have a better chance of winning.

Spike: (angry and sarcastic) Yes thats a bloody briliant idea.

Buffy: (noticing Spike's attatude to the sugestion) Look i know that some members of the group will disagree with the idea......

Anya: Like Xander.

Buffy: Ermmm.... yes thats one, but i really think that this is the only way to beat this new evil.

She had her Bag ready Full of Stakey Goodies including Mr Pointy,She said bye To her Mom and out the Door.Before She went to the Cemetary To kill all the Fresh ones She went for a look around Past the Bronze was one of them, She Heard someone screaming it reaminded her of someone...Willow She ran as fast as she could she grabbed hold of the Vampire and chucked him Across the Floor Told Willow to hide and wait, She Fought with the Vampire For a while makeing sure it suffered before going to dust for trying to kill Willow Finally after ages She staked him and went over to see if willow was alright when she noticed......

Ermm.... Secret Slayer fnxs 4 joining in but can u stay with the time period this story is set in (after Season 7) plz

ok i'm back!!!!!!!

Spike: well, i spose i can live with it for a bit

Buffy: thank you

willow: i'll call him shall i?

angel: hello, angel investigations, we help the helpless, how ........

williow: angel, its williow

angel: oh, hi williow

williow: i need your help...............

Angel: Oh, ok what time do you want me to come?

Willow: as soon as posable.

Angel: Ok, i'll be there as soon as i can.

Willow: Ok, bye Angel.

Angel: Bye Willow.



Angel put down the phone and went over to his wepons cabnet When Wesley called out......



Wesley: Was that ermm.... Willow?

Angel: yeah they need help down in Sunnydale.

Wesley: Oh, do you need back up?

Angel: Ermmm... i duno how bad it is so i'll call if we need back up ok?

Wesley: ok.



Angel grabed his wepons bag and headed for the door when........



Wesley: Angel.....



Angel turned around and looked at Wesley.



Angel: Yeah?

Wesley: good Luck.

Angel: thanks



and with that Angel opened the door and wen't to his car and drove to dunnydale...........



(good to see you back Mizzy!!!)

can i just add i noticed i spelt sunnydale wrong so its ment to be sunnydale not dunnydale.

lol, glade to be back

in sunnydale, the gang are sitting around a table.

buffy: so, williow, do you know when angel will be here?
williow: errrrrr, he said as soon as possible
buffy: ok
spike: well, im leaving
buffy: no, you are not going anywhere
spike: well, when lover boy comes, im leaving
buffy: that is when your not leaving
spike: well, you'll be so wrapped around him,.....
buffy kisses spike
spike: wow, bloody hell (shaking his head), i guess i could stay

Buffy: You better, we need you.


As Spike was about to say somthing, there is a knock at the door, Willow runs to the door and opens it.


Angel: Hi, Willow.

Willow: Hiya Angel.


Willow and Angel go and sit down at the table then Buffy walks in the room with Spike.


Angel: Buffy!

Buffy: Angel hi glad you could make it.

Angel: (noticing Spike) Buffy can i talk to you please, (wispering) in privet.

Buffy: Yeah, sure.



Buffy and Angel go into the kitchen.



Angel: what's Spike doing here?

Buffy: He's here to help.



Meanwile the rest of the group are descusing what there gona do.



Giles: So, what are we gona do?

Spike: (about Buffy) I knew she would go back to him! i knew it!

giles: spike! stay on subject
spike: hm? the subject?
giles: hellmouth!!!!!!!
spike: what about it (eyes all on buffy and angel in the kitchen)
giles: well happenes?
spike: his sucking up to her, look at the eyes!!! its murder!
giles: this is hopeless

Spike: Why...why does she always go back to him?!

Giles: (slightly Angry) Spike, listen to me Buffy will not go back to Angel!


At the kitchen Buffy and Angel are still talking.


Angel: How can you trust him after all the things he did... Buffy the only thing that's holding him back from being evil is that chip in his head.

Buffy: No...no it's not.

Angel: what do you mean?

Buffy: Angel....Spike's gota soul.

angel: WHAT?!, that son of.......
buffy: he did it for me
angel: hahahahahahha, ya, for you?! he only cares about himself
buffy: thats not true!!!
spike: ya, its not

angel and buffy walk back into the room, angel leading

angel: shut up you

angel grabbs spike and lifts him up, and goes to pounch him

buffy: nooooooooooo...... SPIKE!!!!!!!!!

angel stops,

angel: you love him, don't you?

Buffy: Yes.


Buffy then runs up stairs.



Spike: Now looks what you did.

Angel: Me! why i outa.....

Spike: Ah now, now Buffy wouldnt like that.



Angel glares at Spike for a minute then Spike goes after Buffy. Spike knocks on Buffy's door.

It was a sunny morning but not in Buffy eyes she had been get small notes for a few months nowsaying that if she dosent stop slaying her family and Friend were going to be killed obviosly she could'nt she didnt tell anyone about this coz her and Giles had,had an argument saying that she needs to do more thing on her own bcoz she can cope with it.

But this Morning she got up she found a letter on her bed just like angelous used to draw her sleeping and put it on her bed this went on for a week

Buffyspeaking to herself) Who is it getting into my room?.

A person that kept coming in-to her head was Angel well Angelous later that night when she was in bed she tried to stay awake as long as she could but fell asleep and dreamp Angel was Angelous and useally when she dreams things like that they come true.

So buffy got all the weapons and packed them all in a bag she said to her Mum that she was Going to LA To suprise her dad and did'nt tell any of her friends when she got to the Station she started to think sensably that if angelous is back shes not going tyo be able to fight him alone luckally she saw Willow and Told her she called the scooby gang and they went totally prepaided with everything you can think of they got to angels Hotel and stomed in ready to stake him. the rest of the Angel angel gang were there screameing to the Scooby gang what are you doing angel not worried,never is,they were there waiting to fire when willoe noticed that angels gang were very much alive, He was'nt angelous.

So who was it.......

To be continued.......

See ya From Secret Slayer.

hey u nicked my storyline!!! this is a diffrent story secret slayer the plotline for this story is Something is going on with the Hellmouth and Angel has come to town to help, and Buffy told Angel she loves Spike. please stick to the plotline! fnxs cary on from the bit i added above your bit.

spike: buffy? can i come in

no answer

spike goes into her room (note! this is not her house so no invite needed)

spike: buffy?

buffy is crying on her bed
spike walks over and sits on the edge

spike: (putting his hand on the shoulder) you ok?
buffy: yea, i just have to stay on top of things
spike: well, i guess my going to the top floor it could help

buffy laughs
and spike smiles
buffy sits up by spike
spike wipes away the tears

spike: hey no crying now, you got to be strong
buffy: ya, i know, thanks

buffy hugs spike

(perfect ep ending???)