h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Er, in this context, I would hesitate to describe the undoubtedly talented Mr Depp as, er, 'delectable'......

The recent Hitchhiker's Guide film had "Strong language, used once". A mouse, I think it was Frankie Mouse, said "Bollocks".

as I told my kids when they were growing up - people who swear all the time, are only showing their ignorance of their language


but I do use swear words now and againespecially in certain jokes mainly

It's a blessing to live in a country where commercials during films are not allowed and where you can say on the telly as often as you well want to

We don't need authorities playing nanny for adults

Phew, aren't I glad I took a coach home!

I got home last night around 7, having left London at 8 in the morning. No ash cloud in the Channel tunnel either!


Glad to see eveyone got home fine, eventually.

Why does nothing like that happen to me on London ???

I'd to have an adventure... It's been years since I had an experience!!!

I am just really that everyone got home safely , if not a little and .

I am very at meeting you all, and I hope we can all meet up again very soon.

Thanks to all of you for making that extra-special effort, and making the Meet so memorable.

s and s all around... and to you fellas!

MMF

I guess of you ask Beatrice she'd probably tell you that the 'adventure' can get a bit repetitive.

But she did get an unexpected 'Mystery' tour.

I'm that it was a little for you and hope you are fully recovered.

MMF

o/`

Yes, thank you. It helped that I could stay at home and put my feet up yesterday.

So, we're all home now and back into our routines.

We'll have to think of a way to give MMF an experience some time!

Well, next time he could stay in German hotel. I guess it might cure him.

Glad to hear everyone is safely home

lil xx

Bel, I did say an experience, not torture!
Guess I should be careful what I wish for!!!

Especially as I can probably speak Cantonese better than I can speak German! .

aside, I am just pleased everyone did get home safely and enjoyed their weekend in London.



MMF

I was once trapped for 9 hours in a small airport with thousands of others, including my wife and our three small children, her four siblings and spouses - each with three small children! - and - to top it off - my mother-in-law...

To our unpleasant surprise the airport ran out of food and drinks in no time

You can neither plan nor prepare yourself for something like that

If I could plan it I might surprise MMF one (not so) fine day

Nah, that would be too cruel

Phew, aren't I glad I took a coach home!

hootooers will pinch anything when they go to a meet

... It wasn't a coach, Prof... That was a trainer!

The coach needs it back for a matching pair

If you ever want to head 'Oop North, MMF I can arrange a few mystery tours.

I managed to get lost going home from work last year, the sun was beating down I was really thirsty, my phone had no charge and I ended up by the canal not knowing which way to turn. Not wishing to sound like a fool I didn't ask for directions but finally manage it back home - I could see the Coop - water!

I'd lived here for 5 years - my colleague laughed like a drain when I told her the following day.

ready to run from clout round ear

by the canal not knowing which way to turn - left is wet road, right is dry road

When trying to avoid a big traffic jam on the way home from Birkenhead, I turned right instead of left and ended up in Raby Mere miles away from home... I had to follow the Chester signs to get back