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Great poems all, that should keep her busy reading. Hope she won't laugh too much, though.

no disrespect Bob

Prof will be first in line to be kissed!!!

hope you mean from Lil




to check on aftershave

You know I do you ole sngger you

just checking

likkul lil went up the hill
to have her 'citis snipped
i was home, watching
and had another


(okay, maybe not much of a rime, but the truth at least )

all the best to ya, lil. get back soon!

You have to feel sorry for Lil
As the NHS tightens its grip.
I hope Declan can cure her ills
Even though he's just a big Drip.

Ivan.

a poem about pain.

Argh!! Ahhgg!! Ahggg!!
a waste of time writing anymore
nothing rhymes

To be sung as a round:



Auntie Giggles, Auntie Giggles,

We miss you, we miss you -

Do not press the button! Do not press the button!

Tee hee hee. Tee hee hee.

So here's a toast to Auntie Giggles
Button pusher extraordinaire
No longer locked inside the shuttle
She now resides in sick bay where
She'll soon be cured and laughing, but'll
...(sorry, I can't read these squiggles)

She's got a pain has our poor Lil,
She's really feeling a little ill,
SO Bel said could we send a poem,
To cheer her up till she comes home.

We're thinking of you day and night,
You've given us an awful fright,
But postings from the Prof and VIcky,
Say you're feeling a bit less "icky",

So Get Well Soon,
We're missing you,
It's awfully quiet,
Here on Hootooo!!!

<Sending s Lil.

From afar I'll send another hug
Till we sit together again over a jug.

Get well soon!

so quiet is hootoo without lil
come soon back without the ill
sending good vibes
hoping the ill will wipes

...hang on - *who's* got holes in his vest?!

Anyway, one for the thread, not the "add a verse bit"...

Lots of poems,
All to lil,
Thoughts from friends,
Because you're ill,

Get well soon friend,
They wish you,
Come back soon,
We all miss you,

Writing "Giggles"
Ain't the same,
We want the one,
Who bears the name

Auntie Giggles,
Here's to you,
From all your friends,
Upon Hootoo.

Thanks to all of you who have written a verse or more, even those who don't know lil.
I have updated the poem page, hope I got it all right.

I've been away and only just found out.

My poetry is bad.
Really.
Now, you have been warned: there is no going back! mwahahah...

It is so hard to find the words
To tell her how I really feel.
I'd write a verse or two for Lil
If I was sure 't won't make her worse.


I'd leave some for her, but am not sure she can eat it, and fear that Hoggy would eat it before she even gets a chance!

your bloody marvellous B'El

You are indeed!
That definitely deserves a too!!!!

Thank you both.

to update poem page