h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

OUCH! clouts just like me mam and Lil

*gives Prof AC a lolly*

That'll teach yer, yer young whippersnapper.

Morning Sho.

I'll have another try at printing it out today - if the black ink is empty, I could try blue, or green.

When I was writing the Byzantium project, I tried to keep each of the entries to about 2,500 words.

yer young whippersnapperthank you

Mornin' B'el

*looks at clock*

I honestly don't think I've ever counted the words in an Entry, I can't even remember how to do it

Hi GB.

If my memory serves, it goes 1, 2, 3, 4, .......

oooo look! Icy's after a clout now

We're online, you have to count in binary

Actually, when I was little I liked to count stairs - only I'd count them 1 - 1 - 1 - 1 - 1...

My little sister did the same thing. But she counted 3 - 3 - 3 - 3 - 3... My mother says there seems to be a kid missing in between

Select All. Copy. Open Microsoft Word. Paste. Tools. Word Count.

*comes back in time to clout Icy*

*clouts Prof A-C for pointing that out to me*



I'm feeling feisty today!

A new computer generated joke

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Now you may think that that is not very funny. But right now your computer is gigging it's hard drive off.

Ah. I could do that when I had Microsoft Word. I meant since I got this new PC last year, with Vista, it doesn't have Word.

* Icy*

My girlfriend had the same problem when she got vista. Bit of bugger, huh?

Word was never included with any version of Windows. You always had to buy it. So if you installed it on your last computer, you can install it on this one from the same CD.

You certainly can - I'm using an ancient version of Word and it works fantastically. I'm using an even older version of Exel and it's also not too shabby.

I did and it downloaded an update from the internet.

oh that could be why my Word is so these days

The updated version is certainly better. Did the same with Autoroute, although with the sat nav I no longer need it.