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It's very powerful, hence its apparent obscurity and the rarity of its use.

Not quite as powerful as the Mike Reid 'Runaround' incantation though.

Presents from your boss, B'el? How cool is that!
I get little gifts from the parents of the students I teach and the brides I play for, but the bosses on my regular gigs only give criticism and dirty looks for the most part -- well, maybe one or two that can't conduct themselves out of a wet paper bag are grateful enough to be nice.
Anyway, I can't wait to hear what happens. Hope the is just what you need.

You'll have to wait for three weeks.
I guess until then, we'll all have forgotten about it.

Well, I got € 30, so there's a start. When searching for paper napkins to put on the table, I found a nice amount of £ notes, which apparently, I didn't manage to spend the last time I went to London, and must have put there for 'safekeeping' , which is a huge relief, as it means I'll not have to change much money next time I'll go.

Can you send *me* a few of those magic napkins, they could come in useful around here!

*giggles*


I guess that 'was' a safe place!

It was indeed. I didn't even recall I had the money in the first place.

What a lovely windfall!

Best Christmas surprise I've had for a while.

Better than a mystery G-String?

Stupid question, much better. Especially since this mysterious g-string wasn't menat for me, but for somebody else.

Not so stupid. Depends how the mystery G-String got there in the first place... and who it belonged to... And what they'll do to get it back. Could be worth money...

*gasp*


It could?

I don't think we'll ever find out.

We could advertise it


A sort of Cinderella Fella.. 'Whomsoever it fits!'

Good idea - I think.

We'll get the to sort it out

Well, I can promise you it's not mine...

Damned uncomfortable things...

Maybe you can promise it - but can you prove it, too?

I could...

But you probably wouldn't want me to!!