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*Gestures to waiter, who doesn't like the gesture. So LW goes to bar to order for B'Elana.*

*grabs a bottle of vodka, a bottle of amaretto, a bottle of baileys and a bottle of cream. Mixes two shots of each in a shaker and then gives B'El a multiple screaming orgasm*



(it's the name of the drink)

Sorry folks logging off for today. Thanks for the chats.See you tomorrow.

Would you like another.....
Or would you prefer a long hard screw up against a wall...?(another cocktail)

I don't know, it's suddenly so hot in here, perhaps I'd better have a ? I don't want to get

*gets B'El a ice cold (super strengh)*

No of course we would want you to get would we....

Or perhaps a water ???

Staggers in looking for & breakfast. Don't anybody speak to me until after I'm supped at least two and gobbled down food.

*silently serves & s*

Ah, you're a life saver.
Damn that's better.

So. How is everything this morning? After your screaming orgasm would you like sex on the beach?
(a cocktail)

eats middle od the

I've been offered that last night already - now I've got a terrible from all that alcohol

Hey some-one has pinched the hole out of my

I spelt that correctly should have written it

Odd - do you think we've dutch in here ?

do not make elephant out of a , darling

Don't worry, I won't - and I don't think en elephant has eaten the , I rather thought of a nice like you

mmm... you mean A660845

Well I'll just have to do without the hole then won't I?