h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Gasp Gasp
Where's the tea pot, spitting feathers here. Ahh! that's more like it. Any anywhere?

Enters looks about.
"I don't know I go away for a few days and just look at the state of the place."
Leaves, returns with mops buckets, brooms, dusters and polish.
"Has nobody bothered while I've been away?"
Begins a grand clearup.

watches.....to fade to

Finally finishes clean up. Sweeps sleeping shape out of door and sits back with a sigh for a cuppa

Oh oh, this place looks deserted

is eating dessert now

- which sort, ?

actually I just made myself a pot of , but sounded funny.....

with one letter difference you eat sand or sweets!

Yes, I know. Same in French, where I think the names come from.
is nice, but I'm having

do not forget put your feet on the table...

No, the tables are too high, that's not very comfortable

oh! will 42 s made into soft mini stool..

I don't think there are so many s in the house.

I mean as figure of speech...if we used oll your own you nothing to dry!

Certainly not - and we do need the odd for drying now and then, don't we ?

yeah....good see Mr Odd again!

Oh, I see him every day

good, because if he makes you that is good...

I have been watching SpongeBob, a very sponge I must say!

I'Äve heard the name, but never seen him. What's it about ?

better look at picture...because that is atleast 1000 words