h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Wine women and cut out the singing

EH???

Parties used to be described as wine women and song.
I can't sing, but I'm always open to the other two.

oh right lol.. well in my case its..ts..smoke splifs..women..dance..and bed women lolpmp

how frightfully civilised

i know lol... hey you have to dance with the lady,,, and to beo be honest im not like that, i dont dance, and i dont have sex on the first date be but if it happens it happens lol im not complaining

Boxing Baboon,

yeah yeah yeah whatever..yes i know him, stop trying to make something out of it..i dont need anybody to 'stick up' for me, God gave me a mouth im more than capable of using it..no you never chatted to me on yoome other than the odd snipe in passing, my opinion of you hasnt changed since then and i dont change names and pretend to be 1 thing in 1 name and something entirely different in another!, 1 name on here, what you read is what you get, i leave playing games to them on here that need dozens of names to hide behind

Yup Yup Yup.
A Case of hello darlin' what'll you 'ave, right enough foreplay and do you smoke afterwards?
No don't say it, please don't say I don't know I've never looked.

boy,

ill take your word for it though he was going on about her in another thread too..if i come across her ill say hi then if shes a laugh

college on wednesday huh? well you stick with it and stop your whingeing your in a class full of girls ffs lol

Tony.. you ddont know me at all lol... im romantic and sweet..and plain sexy sorry i y i mean ugly lol

vamps.. ill have to ask someone if if i can borrow her rubber lolpmp

boy

ffs lmfao will you stop lowering the tone of my thread?! and ill not have you encouraging the boy either Liquid Warrior! lol cant believe you 2 i turn around for 5 minutes and come back to this!

Vamps...*Offers cigi to her" chill babe lol
Dragon boy lolpmprotfl

boy,

right thats it your in trouble now im going to tell Mummy, if she has any sence she'll put you over her knee lol (she should of done it years ago) rubber? what do you want to wear 1 of my dresses for? you been talking to the Alex again? lmao

Rubber?
I used to date a Canadian girl who refused to use the word rubber, but always eraser

What were we talking about?

boy,

cig? yeah (snaps it up im getting low) you'll always be a boy to me lol

Liquid Warrior,

was that a joke? i dont get it

erm we werent talking about too much, i believe we was discussing boy and Alex's taste in clothes lol

Vamps.. could of sed worse i could of asked to borrow her pencil sharpner lol.. i got a full tin of baccie so i so im sound lol... any way babe, im going in about 10 mins, finishing me fag and cuppa lol.
Scott xxx

Went off into a strange surreal world of my own then, prompted by posting 391 and 394.

Vamps.. lol... how is Alex anyway, aint spoke to him in ages?