h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Cause I wear them approximately once every 2 years

You count, welcome to the Glasses Whereas

They're fun, really. I'm still trying to get pen ink off of mine, currently. I am always covered with blue ink, and, this time, I managed to get it all over the left lens of my glasses. Irritating.

I used to have ink everywhere, but then I switched to evil, nasty ballpoints, because my last pen broke.

Yes, well, these are evil, nasty ballpoints....

I use ballpoints all the time with anything else it goes everywhere or i break it

I get ink all over me regardless of what type of utensil I use. Ballpoints, the ink gets all over me. Fountain pens, I usually just ruin my clothes. Markers, I end up with it EVERYWHERE. Whiteout, it never goes away. Pencil, it ends up all over the sides of my hands. I'm hopelessly messy.

Somehow that statement sounds wrong

How?

You are certainly an amuing person.

Am I?

I still don't understand how that statement could be double entendre-ish.

Your going to kill us when you figure it out I can assure you, something about being messy with pens *RUNS TO AVOID BRIMSTONE*

Hmm, I don't get it. Well I have an idea of what it could be, but its very very dirty, so I won't share it.

Yes this is yet another example of my incredibly dirty mind

Explain. NOW.

Now imagine a pencil now imagine a similarly shaped part of the male anatomy....
*runs*

When a penis looks like a pencil, the human race is in deep trouble.

no coment

I win.

See now I thought you were imagining a pen shaped like something that is deliberately shaped like a penis...


My mind isn't so dirty though, because I didn't come up with it.

Also my version of the analogy breaks down with the spraying ink I suppose.



All those girls who keep calling me sweet, , now what would they say?