h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I was just finding it amusing that you're such an incredibly messy person. I was not thinking of any part of anatomy at all, and I think that freudians should keep their analytical tendencies off of art!

she bit its top off!

A reference to the recent Freudian front page guide entry...

Why would I imagine a penis-shaped pen? So much for sweet. Bah, stupid boys.

I think my mental development was stunted about third grade. While I can eat neatly and politely without any added stress, I enjoy eating cake upside-down too much. Why is amusing that I'm such a messy person? *cockshead*

Hasn't everyone with a single brain figured out that Freud was a kook already? And since when is me being a slob art?

Don't ask me these guys don't half the sense they should half the time

You need work on your changing sides technique.

Yes, that was hardly convincing, darakat.

About the art bit, it had nothing to do with your pens, but I had to do picture analysis last year, and our teacher was a bit of a freudian...

I dunno why it entertains me so, but I find it oddly amusing, I suppose it's just extremely silly.

That's almost good as the teachers who interpret everything to be about Christianity. What, are they stuck in a rut? Sex and religion, surely there's more to life.

I suppose that it'd be more entertaining to me if I could figure out how I do it.

It's impressive, to say the least. Well, I suppose there is, but for some, one of those is more than enough.

Yes, I wonder how you do it too...

It helps if you know what side you where on to begin with.

The all-encompassing feats of mankind, there. Almost sad.

I think I'm going to have someone follow me around all day with a camera to see how I manage some of the stuff I do. The other day, I came home and found that I had soot all over the back of my neck. The only way I can possibly see that happening is if one of the Cavaliers jumped on a tree (the bark is covered with charcoal from when we burn) and managed to get their feet on the back of my neck when I picked them up to stick them in their boxes.

Has anyone told you that they wonder about you, Evan?

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See? And you thought no one cared about you!

No I never thought that, they mostly say they wonder about me and then use that as a excuse to avoid me

That's odd. I would have thought they would have used it as an excuse to try and shove you down flights of stairs.

Yes, that's extremely odd...

You've never had someone try and kill you?

Doesn't seem like it.

Oh like that time when I was murderd.. yeah that.

I had someone try and shove me down a belfry once.

Yes well at leat they didn't use your body as a pinyarda