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No, then I'd have to scream a lot.

I didn't scream, but I was decapitated at the time

Why?

You know how people like salt? Well back then people liked salt a lot, and well I had a way of making as much slat as they wanted, unfortunately hired government goons came in and decapitated me

Interesting reason, I must say.

I like salt.

As do I.

Salt is a nice thing but I don't use it in food at all ever, chips yes, food no.

I think you have to put it on some food. For example, I can't eat beef without putting copious amounts of salt on it. I like salt on my coleslaw, too.

Yuk. Salt is bad on anything bar chips. Each to her or his own I guess.

I think I could eat salt on doughnuts, too...

Bagals

Salt... donuts... no.

It was a joke, dear...a joke, a joke...

Or so you want us to think

Well, you do put salt IN doughnuts...

I do put it on watermelon, if it's really hot outside.

Ah so much like cantaloupe, but yet so far

No, you put pepper on cantaloupe, if anything.

Tomatoes, though...