h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

From Ankh morpork council:

Note #47 by Demonseed at Wed Apr 16 16:09:43 2003...

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Lobula and the Iraqi Inormation minister, have they ever been seen
in the same room together at the same time?

*tuts*

Seen that one already.

Its gone all dead dead dead again.

They've taken about 15 people off line and still I'm only taking one call every age.

I started writing this line after one call came in and I am going to try and keep writing it untill the next call comes, even if it means getting cramp, I am trying to prove just how long there is between calls. I have a typing speed of about 48 words per minute, and am very inacurate with my typing, so that should give you some idea of the legth of time it's taken between one call and the next. God damn it, come on callers, my fingers are hurting now. I don't think I've typed solidly for this long in a long long long time. I am just trying to think what to type next. la la la. ... Um, boil in the bag

See? That is a long long time.

Anyhow, back to reading h2g2 articals and expanding my mind!!!

Hp: 1892(1892) Gp: 331(331) Xp: 2618

Bah, I could get more hp than that!

... in fact I have, but it's in Yash.

11 88 88 is dead so they've put me on Vodafone

I hate contract customers, they think I owe them the world... they should just sod off and leave me alone.

Oh, and we've got no IT support in today, and we have DNS errors galore, so this will be about the only message I can post But I can confirm walking home, and I would like it if you would come and meet me.

That's if you want. I finish at 22:30, if you're not here then I'll just jump on the bus and zip home... but I'd much prefer to walk with you.

Soon soon.

I just want you to know, right, that I've been mapping the Shades maze for ... 2 hours, 37 minutes and 24 seconds. In the dark. On my own. I can feel my brain leaking out through my ears. *curses Foolish*

And Yash doesn't count, because you don't play him.

I will come and meet you, if you're not there I will sulk.

I hope everything went okay... I'll keep my fingers as crossed as I can while typing at the same time... so that's not very crossed, but the thought is there all the same.

I hope they wern't too mean to you. *worries*

I hope everything went okay... I'll keep my fingers as crossed as I can while typing at the same time... so that's not very crossed, but the thought is there all the same.

I hope they wern't too mean to you. *worries*

D'oh. Double post.

*sounds like someone who'se all bunged up with a head cold*

This isn't fnu.

I wanna be at home all snuggled up in bed.

I hope it's going well for you...

Are you still sick? Can't you say you're ill and want to come home, if it's all that bad? Not fair to have you on the phones when you aren't well and are all bunged up, surely?

It didn't go too badly, I got all upset but I got a nice doctor who asked me lots of things and wrote it all down. Should be a month or so before we hear about it any more. *hides*

I ate your egg. Sorry. But I have a lil bottle of coke, and, and, it wasn't far from the interchange and everything.

I said you could eat my egg.

So it wasn't all that bad, see?

I'm not that ill, not ill enough to be sent home at least.

So sad.

But you are ill, you are unhappy and sad, and that's not good. Poor bean.

I'll survive. It's not getting any worse.

I got another 'Just now' too.

I have done the dishes, and made tea, and am reading my lil kelpie book. Yay.

I'm voting in the priest elections too. All the many, many priest elections. *screams*

How do you mean, another "Just now"?

I just had a lovely team meeting. An hour of nothing but chuckling. We got to see two silly mpegs too. All in all a great way to pass the time.

And I mean I checked and it said 'Just now'... you know, the thingy.

I'm feeling much better now.

I'm glad you're feeling better.

Hp: 63 (501) Gp: 50 (50) Xp: 19439

... whee. Stupid 30% wimpy limit. What a great idea that was.

Siriol is now a citizen in Ankh-Morpork.

I'm going to have tea and cheese and stuff.

Heh, you citizen you.

I'm soooo cold, and they've put my priority up so that even when everyone else is sat on their arse taking one call a month I'm still taking them like a thing possesed.

I don't like it. I think I may ask Darcy to put me back to level 8... like everyone else is on.

*grumblegrumblegrumble*