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airscotia-back by popular demand Posted Nov 28, 2006
*Staggers drunkenly into thread, wearing a school uniform*
Hello darlin' ....what colur knickers have i got on?......no wait, thash wrong........
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~:*-Venus-*:~ Posted Nov 28, 2006
Hhmmmm...you look strangely familiar, then again all boys look the same, too much hair gel and acne 
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airscotia-back by popular demand Posted Nov 28, 2006
Couldn't get me a bottle of cider from the offy could you missus? Rotton old shopkeep wants ID. You look about 21, i reckon you should be ok.
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~:*-Venus-*:~ Posted Nov 28, 2006
In my day young man it was pomaigne 
guaranteed to make you 
and 
Now, should'nt you be in bed by now? It's past 8pm!
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airscotia-back by popular demand Posted Nov 28, 2006
Awwwwwwww just another 10 minutes? Perrrrrrlease 
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KB Posted Nov 29, 2006
There's only one way to deal with youngsters like that, V.
Stick a knife in their balls (so they can't play football any more) 
What's pomaigne?
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airscotia-back by popular demand Posted Nov 29, 2006
*Decides never to ask for his ball back from KB* 
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~:*-Venus-*:~ Posted Nov 29, 2006
Ooppps, i read that post of KB's wrong to start with
Pomaigne, (i'm not sure i spelt that correct) Is very cheap and nasty sparling wine 
When i was a teenager you could buy a bottle of that for less than a quid!
Airy
I'd keep your balls hidden when KB is around
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airscotia-back by popular demand Posted Nov 29, 2006
When i was a kid you could get a hogshead of mead for a groat, and tuburculosis free at all participating badgers.
*Tucks balls under jumper so KB doesn't see them*
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airscotia-back by popular demand Posted Nov 30, 2006
It's for the best Rich, they're an endangered species round here.
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~:*-Venus-*:~ Posted Dec 1, 2006
Should i be worried by the ammount of balls being hidden in this thread? I might trip over them!
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KB Posted Dec 1, 2006
Lads, lads!
Relax. The Christmas ball amnesty has taken effect.
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MMF - Keeper of Mustelids, with added P.M.A., is now in a relationship. Posted Dec 6, 2006
Hello Venus. Are you well, and avoiding the sniffles?
Pomagne was a ghastly Apple Perry, designed to appear like a form of Champagne, until the French threatened to sue. It disappeared very quickly, but it was 
as 
, and absolutely awful.
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