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Get hold of the that has put my phone number, along with the message 'call this number for a good time' in a phone box, i'm going to force the yellow pages into a place they would'nt think possible
Thats 5 calls i've had now!!!

That's really not nice at all Venus.


However........i'm willing to be number 6

I should have expected that from you!
You should have heard some of the things that one guy said

Yes i can imagine........one of my students i expect. I run classes in pervy phone calls, ask him if he's got the certificate i sent out, the post is awful at the moment.


You got any idea who'd have put it in the phone box? It's a mean thing to do if it was spite. Stupid if it was a joke. Gonna have to change your number Venus i reckon.

Judging by the content of the call, i'd say he'd recieved it

I think it was just a 'random' number thought up by some idiot. Luckily the callers don't know my name or address. If it's a busy phone box in the centre of town, i reckon the message will be gone in a couple of days....i hope

Bad luck if it was some plonker with a random number

*Prints up some more cards for the phone boxes*


VENUS.

HI BOYS, I'M A NUBILE YOUNG BLONDE HAIRED NYMPHOMANIAC CONTORTIONIST, WITH MY OWN AND A WHEELBARROW.

CALL 555 48787865 FOR FUN TIMES AND GARDENING ADVICE.

Any good?

After reading that Yellow Pages threat, I'd like to put it on record that I don't have Venus's phone number!

Well then, that was 10-quid well spent. I never would have thought so many people read the Saturday Dregs publication.

You know that I do hope it fades soon, good Lady.

Sorry, Venus; I have to admit I smiled when I read that. I know it's a childish, mean thing to do, that you might have to change your number and that I'd hate it if it happened to me, but I'm afraid I can't stop chuckling... and now I've read airscotia's version of what your card might look like, I'll be giggling long into the night.

And no, it wasn't me, either!

Keep a whistle by the phone.

Airy, thats priceless
Hhmm thats given me an idea drop the nympho and contorting bit, replace it with wellies, whip and wheelbarrow, then maybe i'd get some takers to do the more difficult jobs in my garden.

I knew i could trust all my male friends to giggle and laugh at my plight. Gawd help me if i'm ever in real trouble!

Good morning, I do hope you had a quiet night - or did you have to plug the phone off?

M'dear Venus, I'm sure that you know that if any of us found the culprit, he or she would be taken down a notch or two. Some things, ya just gotta find a light side and have a giggle.

Hi B'el
I unplugged the phone, when i checked this morning there was'nt any calls lastnight.

Hi Nick.
I can see the funny side of it, though i was a bit worried about the ammount of calls i had

I still think it was some kid, trying to be funny. And plucking a handful of digits out of the air. Hopefully, it's passed now, where-ever it was inscribed.

I'm with you, Venus, I can't see the funny side of it, and it makes me wonder what sort of man it is that does call.
I hope it'll be over now.

I think you mis-read that B'el, i can see the funny side of it
I can tell you what sort of men ring those numbers, the perverted type With any luck the last wierdo who called, took the card or whatever it was with him.

Dear me, you're right, I'm not really awake yet, it seems.

Sorry to hear that: hope the nuisance fades away quickly.

You have to wonder who actually calls these numbers of such dubious provenance...

Hello there AD Long time no see.
I only had one call yesterday and they hung up when i answered, so maybe thats an end to it now.

I would say the only people that call those kind of numbers are young lads for a laugh, drunks because they are drunk and perverts who get some kind of thrill out of it