h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Because you say you can't cook ? I personally think that's a very clever thing to say, men will always fall for that I wasn't clever, that's why I have to do the cooking

In case you had'nt noticed, i have to do my own cooking too Which is why i'm not fat!!

I'm not fat either - do you think that's down to my (in)abilities as a cook ?

Oh no, you have 3 men in your house to run round after?
I'm sure you can cook far better than me.

Naww, I don't think so, I'm sure you know how to do the basic things - which is more or less what I'm doing

I can do basic cooking, but anything like a curry and its a disaster! I don't like cooking at all, its just a chore, i'd much rather be gardening

I'd much rather be lazing than doing the shopping and the cooking. I'm trying to get the boys involved, but not much luck

We definately need a and all round house doer don't you think. Obviously we need to advertise a bit more

Do you think you need more than the three who have applied ? But then again, you may be right

Hey! why settle for just one eh! Besides with 2 of us to cater for, the more the better

Yes, we can have different dishes every day - might come in handy if we don't agree on a meal

We ought to widen the field a bit, i don't fancy curry everyday. I wonder what else they can cook?

Hmmm, I think MMF will know how to cook a Frankfurter Grüne Sauce, but apart from that, I don't know. What's the traditional dish in Devon ? Rich should at least know how to make cream tea, I think. Where does king bomba hail from ?

Oooh, and Arty can cook Haggis

King Bomba is in Ireland, so we should be ok for a few
I like frankfurters and cream s, not sure about the haggis though. Of course haggis catching is an art form ya know

I have to go now.
Speak to you soon, take care.

Have a good evening, speak soon

*Stuggles in looking bedraggled and carrying two freshly bagged Haggi*

Phew, these two blighters nrealy got away.

*Chucks still twitching Haggi on the table*

You gut 'em mate, i'll get the wine and heat the pan.

I's good with fowl, fish, porcine and bovine critters. From live to the plate. But them wild haggi kinda befuddle me. Sorry.

But you're only supposed to gut them and cook them, it's Venus and me who will eat them.
Going to now, await my porridge at 8.00 tomorrow morning

Will that porridge be with two lumps or three? Geez, decisions, ... all the time decisions !!!