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If god had meant me to be able to cook, he would'nt have invented take-away's.
~:*-Venus-*:~ Posted Apr 21, 2006
at this rate i'll need a bigger place 
Then again, when its my turn to cook...the place will be empty! 
If god had meant me to be able to cook, he would'nt have invented take-away's.
aka Bel - A87832164 Posted Apr 21, 2006
Yes, we'll just vanish for a meal in the pub then
If god had meant me to be able to cook, he would'nt have invented take-away's.
~:*-Venus-*:~ Posted Apr 21, 2006
No problem...i'll come aswell 
If god had meant me to be able to cook, he would'nt have invented take-away's.
aka Bel - A87832164 Posted Apr 21, 2006
I was talking about you and me
If god had meant me to be able to cook, he would'nt have invented take-away's.
~:*-Venus-*:~ Posted Apr 21, 2006
Good idea...let them wash the dishes 
If god had meant me to be able to cook, he would'nt have invented take-away's.
aka Bel - A87832164 Posted Apr 21, 2006
IOn the pub ? You mean, we'll not take money and have the others wash dishes there ? 
If god had meant me to be able to cook, he would'nt have invented take-away's.
~:*-Venus-*:~ Posted Apr 21, 2006
Thats an even better idea 
If god had meant me to be able to cook, he would'nt have invented take-away's.
aka Bel - A87832164 Posted Apr 21, 2006
You know, we should team up more often, we always have the best ideas then 
If god had meant me to be able to cook, he would'nt have invented take-away's.
~:*-Venus-*:~ Posted Apr 21, 2006
Yes we do great minds think alike eh!
I must go now. Speak soon 
If god had meant me to be able to cook, he would'nt have invented take-away's.
aka Bel - A87832164 Posted Apr 21, 2006
I'll go too, sleep well
If god had meant me to be able to cook, he would'nt have invented take-away's.
Rev Nick { Only the dead are without fear } Posted Apr 21, 2006
For the opportunity of having someone(s) else cook at me, I will do the washing up. 
*researches the UK prices of paper plates and plastic forks ... *
If god had meant me to be able to cook, he would'nt have invented take-away's.
Skankyrich [?] Posted Apr 21, 2006
If god had meant me to be able to cook, he would'nt have invented take-away's.
Rev Nick { Only the dead are without fear } Posted Apr 21, 2006
The Lady Venus knows that I'd be happy with a hammock in her garden. As mild as your seasons are, (and a bit of military time) it'd be a welcome holiday for a while.
If god had meant me to be able to cook, he would'nt have invented take-away's.
MMF - Keeper of Mustelids, with added P.M.A., is now in a relationship. Posted Apr 21, 2006
May I just say say that after Ironing , cooking is my favourite pastime, followed by washing up. It is the drying up I habve never enjoyed. And I have a pathogenic dislike for Dishwashers, even though I understand their benefits... And I sell the 
things...
Oh and doing a L Truss thing it is: "If God had meant me to be able to cook, he wouldn't have invented take-aways."
Yes, I am a pedant!!!!!
If god had meant me to be able to cook, he would'nt have invented take-away's.
Rev Nick { Only the dead are without fear } Posted Apr 21, 2006
HEY !!! I'm a dishwasher AND dryer. So what'd I ever do to you? 
As to the ironing, after my own 21 years of military stuff, and my wife's 8 years (she can't make a crease for the life of her), ... yer welcome to all of that.
If god had meant me to be able to cook, he would'nt have invented take-away's.
~:*-Venus-*:~ Posted Apr 22, 2006
This is getting better A 
who washes and dries the dishes, then does the ironing...bring it on!
If god had meant me to be able to cook, he would'nt have invented take-away's.
aka Bel - A87832164 Posted Apr 22, 2006
I'll move in asap
If god had meant me to be able to cook, he would'nt have invented take-away's.
~:*-Venus-*:~ Posted Apr 22, 2006
I bet theres a catch though 
If god had meant me to be able to cook, he would'nt have invented take-away's.
aka Bel - A87832164 Posted Apr 22, 2006
But nobody mentioned anything yet
I bet they'll just do it to be with you
If god had meant me to be able to cook, he would'nt have invented take-away's.
~:*-Venus-*:~ Posted Apr 22, 2006
I don't think so somehow...more like they feel sorry for me
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