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A Lovely Garden You Have.

Post 6501

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'Cos you is'nt a wimmenz smiley - rofl


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Post 6502

Rev Nick { Only the dead are without fear }

Well, atleast not the last time that I showered. That IS something that I think I might notice ... smiley - senior as I seem to be getting. smiley - doh


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Post 6503

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smiley - laugh Yep, some things you would definately notice.


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Post 6504

Rev Nick { Only the dead are without fear }

Well, morning washings and stuff are usually pretty early ... eyes not necessarily even engaged yet. But I do suppose the fit of the trousers and work-shirts might be a give-away. smiley - bigeyes


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Post 6505

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Not to mention the looks you would get from colleagues eh! smiley - bigeyes


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Post 6506

Rev Nick { Only the dead are without fear }

Ye gods, just what I need to make the week complete ... Amourous looks and drools from me mates !!! smiley - yikes


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Post 6507

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You should be so lucky! smiley - winkeye


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Post 6508

Rev Nick { Only the dead are without fear }

You're right, ... they'd all just run away sniggering.

Wimmenz has ALL the funz.


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Post 6509

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It's no fun when 60 year olds lech at you over the till and think they're in with a chance smiley - yuk


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Post 6510

Rev Nick { Only the dead are without fear }

You haven't, by any chance, tried a new aroma called something like 'Old Dear', have you? smiley - laugh


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Post 6511

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No i havent! I stick to aroma of compost smiley - laugh


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Post 6512

Rev Nick { Only the dead are without fear }

Oh yes, of course. The 'everything natural' way. smiley - laugh Maybe the old coots just think you is an idealized model, worked up to automated clerk? And want to know if you're real? smiley - smiley


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Post 6513

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Hmmm, they'll find out how real i am, if they lay a finger on me! smiley - laugh


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Post 6514

Rev Nick { Only the dead are without fear }

Have you a reasonably prompt emergency service in the area then? For re-attaching limbs and such? smiley - laugh


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Post 6515

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Nope! I can always put them in a plastic back and they can take them home smiley - laugh


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Post 6516

Rev Nick { Only the dead are without fear }

Ah yes, and you may still have some double-sided sticky-tape to help them. smiley - rofl


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Post 6517

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I've got some string, will that do? smiley - laugh


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Post 6518

Rev Nick { Only the dead are without fear }

Sure, why not? As long as the oldsters leave with as many parts as they came with, it shouldn't matter a lot just how they are 'attached'. smiley - laugh

BTW, milady had several versions of smiley - wow about that recent two piccies, from your day in the city. smiley - smiley


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Post 6519

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Actually i'm not sure i want to waste good string. smiley - laugh


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Post 6520

Rev Nick { Only the dead are without fear }

I'm sure that you have quite an assortment of saplings and shrubbery about the place. A bit of natural 'gums', stick bits together and send them on their way. By the time the elders are home and things fall off, they'll have forgotten what hit them anyway. smiley - doh

In case I don't sign-in again before then, Happy smiley - bunny and smiley - choc Day, sweetie. smiley - smooch


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