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Post 6561

Rev Nick { Only the dead are without fear }

smiley - strawberries and smiley - cake ... Goes nicely with a bit of shared smiley - tea.

Especially as the sun has just done a disappearing act, and the wets of 48 hours will soon begin.


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Post 6562

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'Yum' Nothing like a nice bowl of strawberries and cream on a warm day smiley - drool


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Post 6563

Rev Nick { Only the dead are without fear }

And slow but sure, we are getting to the warm weather. It sure has taken it's time this year, eh? *sips a bit of smiley - tea*


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Post 6564

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I'm happy that summer has finally arrived, though knowing my luck it will be back to rain next week as i'm on holiday.

'sips smiley - tea and finds a biscuit to dunk' smiley - smiley


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Post 6565

Rev Nick { Only the dead are without fear }

Being the expert on things horticultural, ... why does summer also have to be accompanied by so many chickories? smiley - bigeyes


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Post 6566

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Because thats when chicory grows smiley - doh I don't have a problem with chicory though smiley - laugh

I can see that my mails are still not getting through smiley - cross


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Post 6567

Rev Nick { Only the dead are without fear }

Have you tried to incorporate a really big pokey-stick with each mail? Or a good strong waft of drac-scent? That should get the mails moving. smiley - laugh


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Post 6568

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I can't do the Drac-scent yet, it's has'nt opened...maybe another day or two then....smiley - yuk


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Post 6569

Rev Nick { Only the dead are without fear }

Please do give me fair warning ... just in case you simultaneously discover smelly-mail. smiley - laugh


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Post 6570

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It opened lastnight, i took a photo of it this morning...holding my breath at the same time smiley - laugh


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Post 6571

Rev Nick { Only the dead are without fear }

And has there been a flurry of moving trucks, neighbors clearing out FAST !!! smiley - rofl


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Post 6572

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Nah, i guess my neighbours don't have a very good sense of smell smiley - laugh


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Post 6573

Rev Nick { Only the dead are without fear }

Maybe they are all inside, looking anywhere but out and whistling? Hoping that no one will assume the "aroma" is theirs? smiley - evilgrin


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Post 6574

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smiley - laugh


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Post 6575

Rev Nick { Only the dead are without fear }

I know that's what most of my neighbors would do. Especially a guh-nome, knowing that most noxious odours probably are from his place anyway.

Have I mentioned what those fools did? They told the owner they were fed up with him and lack of co-operation, and they no longer want to "rent to own". They're going to be out by the end of this month.

They don't yet have a 'next place' ...


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Post 6576

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Oh cripes! That was a bit silly eh! I should have kept those toadstools i found, thats where guh-nomes live is'nt it? smiley - laugh


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Post 6577

Rev Nick { Only the dead are without fear }

I have heard that some live under 'em. I tend to accidentally step on toad-stools. Do you suppose I might face an international trial one day, for guh-nome-icide?


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Post 6578

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Did you know it's bad luck to step on toadstools? Bad luck for a guh-nomes that is smiley - biggrin


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Post 6579

Rev Nick { Only the dead are without fear }

It does make them sneakers kinda mucky too. smiley - yuk

Do us both a favour, please? Gimme a ___@'-' mail address of a nasty competitor ... well north of you. Should I find a guh-nome wandering loose, I might laminate him and ship him off. smiley - evilgrin


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Post 6580

Rev Nick { Only the dead are without fear }

Pssst .... psssst .... Have you any spare cardboard cartons? Milady is finding as many as she can at work, to assist with one more move.

*smiling at the idea of a guh-nomeless life ... *


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