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~:*-Venus-*:~ Posted Feb 3, 2008
You know, i don't think there are any gators loose in this part of the world 
Does a newt count? 
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Rev Nick { Only the dead are without fear } Posted Feb 3, 2008
Is he or she vicious and snappy if you poke their bum with a stick?
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~:*-Venus-*:~ Posted Feb 3, 2008
It would have to be a very small stick and i don't think they have any teeth
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Rev Nick { Only the dead are without fear } Posted Feb 3, 2008
Wait for you new and improved specs, ... You may find that they have nasty little guh-nashers. 
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~:*-Venus-*:~ Posted Feb 3, 2008
Ummmm...yeah right!
Oh i just thought, the new specs might make my little friend tiger look ferocious! 
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Rev Nick { Only the dead are without fear } Posted Feb 3, 2008
My dear Lady Goddess, I have met the man. Under no view or conditions could he be ferocious. The worst that he could do is to wear your fingers to nubbins, giving him as much attentions as he'd like. 
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~:*-Venus-*:~ Posted Feb 3, 2008
He's made a path through the hole in the fence to my garden....straight through my flower bed! 
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Rev Nick { Only the dead are without fear } Posted Feb 3, 2008
And have you treated him as you should? Hands-on-hip, a light scowl, a heavy scowl, a stamp of a foot in pique? All in progressive degrees of severity ...
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Rev Nick { Only the dead are without fear } Posted Feb 3, 2008
Hey you !!! Stop drooling all over my roasty-porky-piggy-stuff !!!
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~:*-Venus-*:~ Posted Feb 5, 2008
Ooops......sorry....
At least it wont dry out!
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Rev Nick { Only the dead are without fear } Posted Feb 6, 2008
M'dear, in this house, no roast beast or bird has any chance of drying out. Ever.
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~:*-Venus-*:~ Posted Feb 6, 2008
Hhmmmm.... that i can believe. What i would give to be able to eat a nice piece of chicken or pork right now 
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Rev Nick { Only the dead are without fear } Posted Feb 8, 2008
Perhaps this weekend, Lady of the V A C A T I O N !!!
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~:*-Venus-*:~ Posted Feb 8, 2008
I can't risk the pork, my tooth is still giving me some pain. Maybe some roast chicken though
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Rev Nick { Only the dead are without fear } Posted Feb 9, 2008
* waits and watches for a low-flying-Goddess, coming in for LASAGNE !!! *
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~:*-Venus-*:~ Posted Feb 9, 2008
'sniffy-snuffle-sniff' Did someone say Lasagne?
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Rev Nick { Only the dead are without fear } Posted Feb 9, 2008
You must have heard one of a zillion Garfield's mumbling in his sleep ...
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~:*-Venus-*:~ Posted Feb 10, 2008
That would explain why there is no lasagne in this houe...hhmmmm... I wonder which of those garfields has put on weight
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Rev Nick { Only the dead are without fear } Posted Feb 10, 2008
You do weigh and measure them on a regular basis, don't you? *laughs*
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