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A lovely garden you have .....
~:*-Venus-*:~ Posted Jan 3, 2008
You would have quite a few ponds by now if that were the case 
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Rev Nick { Only the dead are without fear } Posted Jan 3, 2008
I could have enough for nearly every type of environ there is. But man, would that make mowing the grass a bother.
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~:*-Venus-*:~ Posted Jan 4, 2008
You would need to take a course in lawn mower three point turns
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Rev Nick { Only the dead are without fear } Posted Jan 4, 2008
I still like the idea of paving it over and painting it all green.
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~:*-Venus-*:~ Posted Jan 5, 2008
Oh c'mon....would you really want to be out there constantly touching up the paint when it chips or gets worn? 
And where would the Chicory go if you did'nt have a lawn!
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Rev Nick { Only the dead are without fear } Posted Jan 6, 2008
The chickory is welcome to live with the guh-nome ... 
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~:*-Venus-*:~ Posted Jan 6, 2008
Even Chickory has standards ya know! It may be a weed, but far too good to live with the Guh-nome 
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Rev Nick { Only the dead are without fear } Posted Jan 6, 2008
Well, you know a certain Missus wouldn't let me pave stuff over anyway. So the chickory is safe, with a good home. And no squirrels will flatten a nose diving out of trees for painted-on flowers. 
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Rev Nick { Only the dead are without fear } Posted Jan 6, 2008
Can you just imagine how many naturists would be on my doorstep? Seeing dozens of little flat-nosed black squirrels limping around the gardens? That just wouldn't be good for neighborhood relations ...
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~:*-Venus-*:~ Posted Jan 7, 2008
Naturists? 
Why would nekkid people want to look at flat-nosed squirrels?
Oh hang on.....you mean naturalists! 
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Rev Nick { Only the dead are without fear } Posted Jan 7, 2008
Are you certain? All sorts of peoples care about the squirrellies ... 
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~:*-Venus-*:~ Posted Jan 8, 2008
Thats true. I just have this vision of your garden being full of nekkid people! Would'nt that be a strange sight first thing in the morning!
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Rev Nick { Only the dead are without fear } Posted Jan 8, 2008
Actually, that might make some sense ... A rabid pack of naturist naturalists, protecting the chickory and black-squirrel noses. And just think of how much laundry time they would save, after a slog through the swamps or such stuff.
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~:*-Venus-*:~ Posted Jan 9, 2008
More place for the leeches to get into if nekkid 
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Rev Nick { Only the dead are without fear } Posted Jan 9, 2008
Oy. That "doesn't bare thinking of" ... 
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Rev Nick { Only the dead are without fear } Posted Jan 10, 2008
Just a bit to droll for this early in the year, 
I'll try to do better.
Is that better?
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~:*-Venus-*:~ Posted Jan 11, 2008
You just want to see me run again don't ya!
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Rev Nick { Only the dead are without fear } Posted Jan 11, 2008
I didn't know that you had the ACME_Patented_Nuclear_Propelled_Fly_High__Broom (with torch and can-opener options). You folks really HAVE caught up with the technologies.
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