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A lovely garden you have .....
Charityplayer Posted Feb 24, 2008
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WOT A LOVELY GARDEN YOU HAVE Venus
SO FULL
< A HOST OF GOLDEN DAFFODILS >
A lovely garden you have .....
Rev Nick { Only the dead are without fear } Posted Feb 24, 2008
Oh, and when you do get around to your visiting here, ... do bring or suggest necessary movie-watching supplies. Saw 3 and 4 ought to be here in a matter of days. We'll send milday out for a day of girlie shopping, and settle in for some proper rip and chop. 
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~:*-Venus-*:~ Posted Feb 24, 2008
Nothing like a bright coloured snowman eh! Not as pretty as Orchids though 
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Rev Nick { Only the dead are without fear } Posted Feb 24, 2008
So what is the number of the HAREM of orchids today?
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~:*-Venus-*:~ Posted Feb 24, 2008
Still 7, i did'nt find anymore. I'm not disappointed though.
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Rev Nick { Only the dead are without fear } Posted Feb 24, 2008
And I will continue to hunt an electric (battery) lawn-mower ... 6 inches wide.
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~:*-Venus-*:~ Posted Feb 24, 2008
Does it come complete with a mowing person? If it does'nt then i don't want it!
Wot A Lovely Garden You Have Venus
Charityplayer Posted Feb 24, 2008
< Charityplayer In Waiting To Venus In Blue Jeans >
The Right RevUp Nick Is Going To Show You How To Do
HOW TO DO THE MOWING
The Right RevUp Nick Is Going To Supply The Mowing Machinery & The Mind & Body That Directs It
The Right RevUp Nick Is Going To DEMONSTRATE His Own Personal Technique And Style of Silent Lawn-Walking ( As The English Call It) In Thy Garden: Forward Slash: On Thy Garden Forward Slash On Thy Garden Lawn
The Right RevUp Nick Spends Too Much Time Sitting On His Arse Pumping Psycho-Babble Into
The <WORLDdotWIDEdotWEBdotSIGHT
THE EXERCISE WILL DO Rev Nickdotdotdot*<*Etcetera>fORWARD SLASH A *LOT( HASH } OF GOOD
HE DO
HE DOES
HE DOES NOT
HE DOESN*T
Never Mind:
It Is Knot Known As THE APOSTROPHE OF CATOSTROPHY fOR NUFFING
Charityplayer Knows That You Venus Will Like Wot Follows:
BE WATER
BE PATIENT
BE PATIENT
BE PATIENT
BE PATIENT
BE WATER
BE LAKE
BE FULL
BE STILL
Patience
Patience Is A Virtue
Patience Is A Womans* Name,
Patience Is A Virtuous Woman,
Patience Is Her Game
By The Way Venus
You Have A Lucky Number In Hand For Rev Nickdot*s* LOT
Wot Woz That Lucky Number Again Venus
IT WILL DO Rev NIck A LOT(WOT} OF GOOD
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Wot A Lovely Garden You Have Venus
Rev Nick { Only the dead are without fear } Posted Feb 24, 2008
I'll see if I can find a little 14 inch tall mower-pusher for you, m'dear. Until then, hmmmm, kitchen shears? And knee-pads, of course.
Wot A Lovely Garden You Have Venus
~:*-Venus-*:~ Posted Feb 25, 2008
Yeah i suppose it will be just shears and sore knees
A Lovely Garden You Have.
Rev Nick { Only the dead are without fear } Posted Feb 25, 2008
Do you suppose that you might train some 
to trim just the grass?
A Lovely Garden You Have.
~:*-Venus-*:~ Posted Feb 26, 2008
No way! They don't just confine themselves to trimming grass, they dig up bulbs and will munch on the Bee Orchids 
A Lovely Garden You Have.
Rev Nick { Only the dead are without fear } Posted Feb 26, 2008
Oh, so another less-than-good idea? Hmmmm, let me ponder ...
Would a conference phone call to a few hundred relatives of Smedley and Sidney help? Zillions of voracious little teeth, all attached to obviously very clever ___@'-' ...
A Lovely Garden You Have.
~:*-Venus-*:~ Posted Feb 26, 2008
Ummmm snails don't eat grass, they prefer things like lettuce, cabbage and favoured garden plants
Again not one of your better ideas
A Lovely Garden You Have.
Rev Nick { Only the dead are without fear } Posted Feb 26, 2008
Right then, back to the drawing board. I'll google a bit, and see if I can find a Tiger-controlled trimmer of some sort.
A Lovely Garden You Have.
~:*-Venus-*:~ Posted Feb 27, 2008
Ahh, now a Tiger controlled trimmer may have some hope of success, providing i can train Tiger to A: Push a trimmer and B: trim where i want and not where he feels like going.
A Lovely Garden You Have.
Rev Nick { Only the dead are without fear } Posted Feb 27, 2008
The bigger factor to over-come, ... "If" he feels like. Just your luck, there would appear exactly the right size and shaped spot of sunlight that would require his attention. Close scrutiny for hours, moving as the spot moves. 
A Lovely Garden You Have.
~:*-Venus-*:~ Posted Feb 28, 2008
Ok, so it's back to the drawing board again 
I have an idea! Why don't I just trim round them with the shears!
A Lovely Garden You Have.
Rev Nick { Only the dead are without fear } Posted Feb 28, 2008
Now THERE is an idea ... Why didn't I think of that?
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