h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I don't think I would pay $495 for anyone unless it possibly involved a lap dance

But not by Cher

Maybe not...

*tries to imagine getting a lap dance from Elvis Costello*

Actually maybe it's just not a good idea at all

far too many of my heroes & heroines are too old and wrinkly for me to want lap dances from
I suppose I'd accept 1 from certain of the Spice Girls but I'd have to wear ear plugs

I think I have too much respect for most of my heroes and heriones to be able to deal with the *thought*, much less the *reality* of watching them bump and grind in front of me

the thought can be quite funny in some cases ... or not
I'm not sure which is the case with Meatloaf

Mon.'n'es Kristy! Thought I should let you know about a cancer fund-raiser goin' on here.What's getting into the Guinness book of records as the world's longest hockey game http://www.worldslongestgame.com . Right now they've played over 220 hours!

I'd rather shave me hair off

Yeah I thought so hun...much much easier!

I'm sure my hair would grow back from the shave quicker than my muscles would heal from the hockey

Yeah, that too hun!

I had to go into the city to buy a new mobile at lunch time...stupid phones...they all go for "compact" and "small"...what I need is one that won't break !

Somewhat of a "built in obsolesence factor" - built with replacement in mind.

I know, all I want is a phone that can take and make calls

And preferably not for just a limited time.

Exactly

Was just doing an ACEyng hun!

Hmm? a 'y', not a 'u'???

I spell badly enough to stay well at the back of the stone-throwing line

That's good to know hun...y'think I'd just hit the next letter on the keyboard - weird huh>