h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

or knees, but its so fun. At my old job we had some customers that allmost got the treatment for being anoying in the lobby, ussually we waited till they got to their theaters, but this group, almost got tossed out on their @ssess.

You used to work at a theatre? I go to one of those a lot. It's quite fun to mess about the the pliable minds of the unsuspecting youths working the refreshment counters... Hehehe.

we had a crew of twisted mentats, twisted mentats who loved to mess with the rif-raf that came calling. Annoying groups of junior-high age brats seemed to assemble be the pay phone, so we called the pay phone and said mean and evil things. And when others called the pay phone we answered, I loved to do this, "Joes Grill and Mortuary"

*Hjik laughs as HDS hits the double bladed lightsaber one one of the blades, as via the force Lord Hjik keeps him turns it and keeps HDS from slicing it in two*

If a jedi were you in seven pieces that would be.

*Lord Hjik mocking smile turns into a look of rage as pulls at HDS with the force attempting to pull him into the double bladed lightsaber buzzsaw*

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I did not know that Hjik was capable of such suave behavior! Consider me astonished and amazed.

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...I went to prom in a white Jetta... *grins* But that was all right considering I was dresed as an elvish princess. ...Hee. Yeah, so anyway. (What, I /was/ a geek and I still bloody am. And proud of it.) As for the battle, well all right then, here's a link to the newly added second dojo of my beach house. http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/classic/F104936?thread=243361&post=2906597#p2906597 (Yes, HDS dear, I made another one.)And you are of course welcome to add a room for yourself, Hijk.

*HDS holds his ground, uses the Force to yank a circuit inside the double-bladed lightsaber so that is de-activates. HDS tosses it aside.*

Dirty Pool, HDS, dirty pool.

*Hjik uses the force to surround HDS with a semicircular force wall that surrounds him except in the front. Hjik sends a streaming wall of fire that runs along the floor at HDS*

ooc < to Chris: deactivating the lightsabers? Come one man, I know you can do better than that, how about avoiding them Matrix style and then catching it by the handle in the middle or something like that? Where is the creativity?> ooc

*HDS casts a really high level Frozen Orb, which extinguishes the fire wall as it fast approaches Lord Hjick's Face, the lesser ice bolts spiralling out like razors of ice.*

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*Hjik (single bladed saber already ignited) leaps towards HDS above the frozen orb narrowly avoiding the shards of frozen water. In mid air he generates a massive force push and holds his saber in a downward stab in an attempt to knock HDS to the floor and run him through as he lands*

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*HDS is knocked into the wall. Rather slowly, he ignites his right lightsaber, which had been popped into his by a nuero-mechanical slide on his wrist, and just barely blocks Hjik's blow.*

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*Using the force, Hjik tries to keep HDS in the wall and tries to choke him with force grip. Hjik uses his opposite hand to throw force lighting at the wall behind him, and then leaps away knowing the more powerful force lightning will head right at HDS. Hjik uses to force grip to attempt to hold HDS still as the magnified force lightning heads at him*

ooc <Okay mon a mi, other than the knowledge that arrowwood is a jack@ss, what else can we agree on? Hey Jade, if you're watch'n this, know that flamesniper on AOL really got bitchy with myself and HDS, for reasons un-fathomable. And he is nought but the spawn begot of the drunk'n slime of civilization and the sewage from all the prisons ever made, concieved and birthed on the sweat bathed floor of a dumpster equiped with wheels and an engine. Jade, that bit about flamesniper/arrowwood was written by HDS </ooc? <--(I'm not sure)

HDS is pleased the Hjik is pleased. HDS is eternal, his body/avatar is NOT

*Luckily for HDS, his armor took the lightning. What of the lightning got through HDS's armor, was directed towards breaking Hjik's Force choke and Force hold. HDS rises like a flash of lightning and throws a Force push at the wall. The rbounding uber-Force push, sned HDS rocketting at Hjik, dark blue lightsaber aimed at his heart.*

Flamesniper...? That name doesn't sound familliar to me. Neither does Arrowwood, actually. I have no idea what you two are on about. Why, did he/she/it say it knows me or something? because truly, it doesn't sound at all familiar, and I wouldn't give your AIM screen names out to random people on the street. So yeah. Either way tho, you want I should rough 'im up a liddle boys?

We plot even now, the two of us. We feel his end could best be meated out with multiple shotgun blasts to the knees, the chest, and finally the face. Bwah-Ha-Ha-Ha!

...Soooo who is this guy then> Do you two know him? Should I know him?

I doubt he's made it out to your section of America, and if he had, I doubt he would have called anywhere near as much attention to himself there as he does here. You should not know him, no one should!

Uhhh... O...kay then...

He is not a member of H2G2. If he were he /would/ (I can see it in a possible future) take the opportunity to curse at and insult Hjik, myself and any others who associat with us. Which would probly get him banned by the HooToo administrators. so all in all, to save yourself a great deal of frustration and anger, you should not know him.