h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*HDS raises his dark blue lightsaber and blocks the slash, while simoltainouisly slashing at Hjik's mid section with his purple blade.*

*Hjik leaps five feet in the air to let the midsection blow pass harmlessly underneath him (albeit with terrifying speed). In mid air he ignites the other end of his Maul style saber weapon to even things out a bit, and near landing he thrusts both of his legs forward (accenting his kicking power with the power of the force) to push HDS backward, and to knock him silly*

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*sarcastically* nice name

*HDS does a Force Push to get away from Hjik, his foot just barely grazing HDS's lip, causing a small amont of blood to accumulate their before quickally clotting over and healing*

*HDS stops, and kneels into a standing possition, he slashes both blades at Hjik from left to right across his waist and neck*

*Hjik Ducks under both slashing blades, and stabs and slashes upwards at HDS center*

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Actually...........
















































I don't!

*HDS slides back away from the slashing stab. HDS then slides back in and slashes with one blade while stabbing with another*

*biting tongue*

*Hjik blocks HDS stab with his saber and leaps away from the slash. He flips backward and then casts Frost Nova from a distance, then glacial spike at HDS*

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oocooc

I don't like being in it at all. But the angel part is funny

*HDS's energy shield absorbs the frost nova, and HDS rolls away from the brunt of the glacial spike, taking only alot of painful iceshards from it, and not the whole big mothaf^cking thing! HDS casts bone spirit and poison nova from about five feet away from Hjik*

*Hjik manages to successfuly dodge the Poison Nova, and then tries to use his weapon to slash and deflect the bone spirit.*

(The only problem is you can't deflect Bone Spirit with a weapon)

*The bone spirit hits Hjik and rolls him over on the ground, but Hjik manages to rol pack to his feet, though jolted by the unexpected hit*

*Hjik pulls at HDS with a strong force pull while casting bone spear at him*

GET OVER HERE!

oocooc

well, you missed several good songs and a great ending.

*HDS counters the strong Force Pull with a strong Force Push. However, that does not answere the threat posed by the Bone Spear, to defend against that, HDS casts Bone Armor.*

~cool cinematic~ While HDS hovers a few inches over the ground a spear of bone flying at his heart, three ghostly chunks of bone apear around him, and begin to orbit HDS's body, spinning very very fast. The bone spear slams into one of the bone chunks and lodges into it. ~/cool cinematic~

*HDS now casts high level Bone Prison around Hjik*

*One spin of Hjik's Maul style sabers dismantles the bone prison around him*

That attack was quite below you, HDS, perhaps next time you'll be. . .

*Hjik doesn't finish his sentence, trying to use them as a distraction. He then simultaneously casts bone prison around HDS, while trying to hold a force wall above his head all while making an inferno of fire rise up and engulf HDS, basically, attempting to trap him and then burn him in flame*

oocooc

I'll see what I can do. But if you are so interested in doing things on H2G2 to prevent boardom, why don't you check out Jade's Beach House? Or the Duckman Industries Defence Force? Or just explore H2G2 in general? You don't absolutely have to do stuff with people you know.

*HDS casts frost nova, which disipates the fire and makes the bone very weak. With a kick the bones shatter. HDS uses the wierding way to get behind Hjik, hooking his right leg around his right, his left arm around Hjik's left, and placing his right hand right next to his jugular*

I hold the Gom Jabar at your throat, young warrior, surrender now and live, surender not, and die.

Ah, what it is to have a knife at one's throat. Reminds me of yesteryear when. . . .Oh, there is a knife at my throat and I suppose that I should do something about it. In that case, I surr. . .

*Hjik weirds his way outs of dantger dropping straight to the floor, slipping through HDS' hold on his leg and arm, into the chinese splits. This hurts, but not as much as getting his throat cut would hurt. From the ground he aims a punch with the full power of the force at HDS' midsection, attempting to blast him across the room*

*HDS jumps backwards. Then casts nova and throws a lightning bolt at Hjik.*

*Absorbs Nova with Energy Shield, deflects lightning bolt back at HDS Yoda stlyle, and channels Nova lightning absorbed into massive chain lightning at HDS*

*HDS blocks both lightnings with his lightsaber, Obi-wan style.*

Impresive, most impressive.

you want to go home and rethink your life

*In a blur HDS runs at Hjik and begins a rapid flickeringf of lightsaber strikes, slashing and stabbing yet never hitting, then hoping that Hjik is having some difficulty in seeing through the blurry muddle, HDS slashes and stabs at, in order, neck and heart*

*Hjik again weirds his way low to the ground avoiding the high saber attacks, then uses it again to move some distance away from HDS*

What good is an optical illusion against one who does not see with his eyes?

*HJik slowly moves in on HDS, twirling his Darth Maul saber in his right hand, spinning it with terryfying speed. Ala Blade with a silver stake, he uses his Darth Maul sabers to distract as he pulls a single bladed saber out of nowhere to try to stab HDS in the guy while trying to slash down and through him at the neck and shoulder with the Dath Maul sabers*

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oocooc

When have YOU ever actually honostly meant it to not be in the lewd.

*HDS again leaps back from all of the attacking (as the descriptive words were difficult to understand). While HDS is half way in the air, and Hjik half way through his swing, HDS spreads his arms and fires another energy net at Hjik.*