h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

What kind of girl wouldn't like Chicago...? How un-fun of her...

*Hjik does creative catwheel to avoid green energy net, spins and throws single bladed saber at HDS, using a force shield around the it to prevent interference and deactivation*

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I know what kind of girl would not like Chicago, one that is too damn concervative.

*HDS pushes the blade around 180 degrees, using a Force Push, so that it is flying blade backwards. HDS catches it, and thumbs it off. HDS lunges forward, a suddenly and stealthily, and slashes down in an "X" with both his Lightsabers, having thrown Hjik's spare aside.*

*nodding in HDS's general direction* Don't even talk to me about complications, Tuhy...

*Hjik decided to have some fun and dives through HDS' X slashing and through HDS legs, coming out the other side feeling very accomplished having just survived sliding through the legs of a man with two lightsabers. Rather than using the force to pull his spare weapon back to him, HJik pulls out TWO Darth Maul style sabers and ignites all the blades.*

Play time is over, His Divine Shadow. Its time to get serious.

*Taking a cue from HDS, Hjik fires two green energy nets at HDS, one after the other, coming at HDS from different diagonal levels parellel to the ground.*

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*HDS dives away from Hjik just before the energy nets would have struck. They hit the walls and cieling, and bounce back as walls 10 times stronger. HDS projects a Force Wall behind Hjik to prevent escape and remains ducked as the nets soar over his head.*

I dismiss people who know everyone all the time, I find such people only get on my nerves, increase my stress level un-nessesarily, and generally make me feel like going homicidal would be a good thing. Because know that it would in fact not be a good thing, I must fight to maintain control and this is too much work for exactly no gain. So, I dismiss them.

*Once again biting her tongue*

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*Hjik is hit by the uber energy nets and is slammed by them into HDS force wall*

*Hjik, though shaken, gets up and hurls baseball size strange looking orange energy balls at HDS*

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*HDS knocks several of the globes aside with his lightsabers, some miss entirely, but one finds its way to HDS's chest, throwing him into a wall, his chest belching smoking. HDS slowly struggles his way to his feet.*

(Human words cannot express what HDS wants to say, nor can the human throat utter them, so he changes from his present dieing form to the one that can say what needs to be said)

*HDS's form shimmers and disolves, in its place is a terrifying black spiderish. HDS's new form is that of a Shadow. His head tri-angular and black with fourteen shining orange eyes, pouring malice forth. His chest and arms are thin and black, his hands scissorlike. His abdomin, parralel to the floor while his head and chest is perpendicular. From his abdomin protrude six thin black legs. He is a Shadow now.*

*A terrifying scream seems to eminate from His Divine Shadow now, though there are no orrifaces that seem to be able to produce it. It is more frightening than the visage of Melkor, more powerful than a thousand huricanes, and more painfull than all the fires of Hades. A Nazgul would weep at the sound of it just before committing suicide. What few have survived this attack, those that have, end up in mental wards, drooling and jabbering nonsense.*

Very nice, HDS, but I know that is not your true form.

*Hjik sees through the illusion and sees HDS standing there the same as before, although the sight does drive him insane for a second, and so a few drops of spit do leak out of his mouth, but Hjik just spits those at HDS and they land on HDS' hands*


*Hjik swings both sabers (maximus two sword style) at HDS, cutting through the ilusion right at his body*

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*Doc sits down on the side the hall, whistles happy tune*

Love is in the air, everywhere I look around. . . . .

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You shall both be Grand Admirals of that Commandos, its a big army we need you both.

*Hjik's blades are caught by the scissor like hands of HDS's new form.*

Thinking this illusion is fallacy

*While still holding onto the blades, HDS's fourteen eyes seem to shine even more brightly, suddenly, fourteen energy strands launch out of his eyes towards Hjik.*

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*hjik glares at him and Doc just shrugs his shoulders even if he doesn't know what he's talking about*

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*Jauntily*

Very well.

*Changes into a medium hieght man, combed back gray hair, pale blue eyes. He is wearing a blood red Grand Admiral's uniform, shiny black knee boots, and black leather gloves (assassin gloves)* On his black leather belt are two lightsabers, deep blue and deep purple.*

*HDS turns to Doc and hits him with strong one handed Force Lightning, with Force pushes as well, throwing him into a wall (think Count Dooku while he schooled Anikin).*