h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

How many messages have I left you!? You haven't spoken to me in like... 6MONTHS!!! What's up? Please come visit me! I'm lonely! And incase you haven't looked, I said Thanks for my crisps and choc that you gave me... In March! Here have some Chocolate for yourself.

Sorry but I've been crazily busy, with exams and then a holiday and now Uni. Thanks for the but I'm on a diet

Oh,how come your on a diet? Where did you go on holiday? I went to Canada at Easter, then in the summer to Butlins to help babysit my two bratty siblings. How's Uni going? I'm doing my God-damn GCSE's this year an next year. (yawn!) How did you do on yours?

Oh,how come your on a diet? Where did you go on holiday? I went to Canada at Easter, then in the summer to Butlins to help babysit my two bratty siblings.How's Uni going? I'm doing my God-damn GCSE's this year an next year. (yawn!) How did you do on yours?

Because I lost a lot of weight on my holiday and I like the new, slim-line me. I travelled all around Europe for a month (London-Paris-Lyon-Annecy-Chamonix-Geneva-Bordeaux-Brussels-Luxembourg-Cologne-Berlin-Munich-Vienna-Venice-Florence-Milan-Paris-London-Home if you want to know it all) In my GCSE's I got 2A*'s, 5A's and 2B's. My little sister's in the same position as you but she's loving it. Cherish the time because before you know it you'll be doing your A Levels and they aren't fun

WOAH!
Aren't you the clever one!<!>
Beens as your on a diet, how about some HEALTHY ?! I can't wait for Halloween! All the dressing up!

I'm dressing up as a this year, I have the cape.

Cool. This year I'm dressing up as a and my friend(who's birthday just so happens to fall on Halloween) Is dressing up as an . And then of course, there's Christmas!!! YAY! With LOADS of pressies!!!

My birthday is 9 days before Christmas so I get

That is so unfair!!! My birhdays at the end of August, so I'm the youngest in my year.

My best friend is in the same position, he couldn't drink while the rest of us could I was nice, though, and usually bought him a beer. Having a birthday in the middle of August means you get 2 sets of s, I only get one set and nothing else for the rest of the year

Yeah, that's true... It also helps having divorced parents... Double everything!!!

And you can play them off each other, forcing them to buy your love

You sound like an expert,Are your Parents divorced too? Mine got divorced when I was 1, so it doesn't really bother me. I played them off each other only last week.I wanted to go to France for my work experience, but my mom said no, so I asked my Dad and he said yes. Then my mom got REALLY playing them off each other. So I used the line on my mom "Dad loves me more than you!" And she agreed. Life is sweet.

Well, they never married but, yeah, when they separated I played them off each other something ruthless

He he he.I love listening in on all those telephone arguements thay seem to have after I've played them off, but sadley, the blame always seems to find its way back to me.Damn It.

Well I have a way of making sure the blame lands on one of my brothers Chosen should be on on my birthday. Yay!

Lucky you!The only siblings I have are a half-sister(Hannah)who's 4,and a half-brother(William)who's 1. Damn it again.

Well they're too young to get blamed for everything thing you do but there's still hope. They're at just the right age where you can train them to be your evil minions. Start small, getting them to get you sweets and things you're not allowed to have or by distracting your parents just as they're about tell you off. Vomit is the best substance in the world for distracting a parent and kids that age produce it by the ton. Then work your way up until you've got total control of both houses .... Did I mention I've got a little sister as well?

I like the way you think! You did mention your little sister earlier. In the same position as me except loving her GSCE's. I hate them, well, not all of them. Just Maths and I.C.T. Maths is too hard and I.T is too easy. Is there no balance in this world?