h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

OOOOOOOOOh Polly,what a slave driver you are,why 2-40 not 2-30 because every minute spent in my pit is one minute less Im working,if that's OK with her royal highness of course.

Darling Rick,

I didn't mean that! I meant-why such an odd precise time?! It's sort-of like saying you have to be up at 2.47am! Of-course I don't want you working any more than you have to.

Anyway~~thank you for my new royal title. I wondered how long it might take before you recognised my standing in life. Now please pick up your jacket. There is no need at all to stand on ceremony with me. I don't mind walking through a shallow puddle. I don't need your jacket to cover the water.


Oh, Rick~please walk backwards when leaving my royal presence(until you can no longer see me).





I shall have to get ready soon to go out. Just in case you are not here later, take care until we chat again. I remembered my daughter telling me that Great Yarmouth isn't a very pretty place. Have fun there!


Tickles and hugs...

Polly
xxx

Hi Maam,good night yer majesty.(with the full genuflecting,of course)

Hi Polly,I'll be off in a mo',and please be careful in the"Lair"

Hi!

What?? The 'Lair'?? I'm trying to be nice to our friend. Is that what you mean?? Is there an unseen trap there?? Please do let me know.

"Welcome back home, Rick".


I hope that you haven't made yourself more unwell, or too tired. Let me know when you get back.

Hi Polly,Great Yarmouth?bah I could'nt see anything great about the place,it just seemed to be a seaside town with very old B and B almost everywhere.

Anyway I did get let off my lead with the lads watching a very poor England football game in a local boozer,only to have the game interupted by the local womens dart team(the ladies ages in their team seemed to range from about 35-70yoa)we (the lads) found their antics far more entertaing than the useless football game,why I must admit as they were playing 501 every game the ladies played was a marathon innings,with each player that scored over ninety winning 10p,well,I dont think they earned thirty pee between them all night

Anyway after mending the fences with I trust you are well and happy,I've just had some bread crumbed cod(baked M and S)with boiled tata's,peas and parsley sauce,hope your back's a little better my tummy is still a bit iffy and I am loosing all faith in boy wonder(my GP)anyway take care and go easy on the mother's milk(wine)

Hi!! Glad to hear you are back now. A women's darts team! I'm a bit of a traditionalist~~I think it's horrid knowing that females play darts! And cricket! And footy! Some things are best kept to the boys!! And some for us girls!

So, 'GREAT' Yarmouth wasn't so great! Told you so.

Mending fences?? Haven't heard it put that way before. I hate all his nastiness to me. If he starts again, I'm unsure how I shall/should react. I'm such a flipping loving person, and it hurts to think he can't bear me!

I've been very busy all day. I've been home for about an hour. I've been at church ALL DAY!!!!!! I couldn't face coming home, so I cleaned the church, and then played the piano for ages.

Your supper sounds yummy. I had lunch at church~~salmon in a honey and mustard dressing, potatoes, peas, carrots and swede diced. It was so delicious. It was our monthly 'luncheon club' for the elderly and lonely. I fit into that last category!! It was delicious.

My back is very very painful....

You need a different GP. Poor you. Shall I put on my nurses outfit.....

Hi Polly,nurses outfitcan one resuscitate the the dead,hang on a moment while I decompose myself.

Polly in a nurse's outfit should the patient be so impatient??????

Swede diced? might be better mashed together with boiled potatoes and a bit of black pepper,ahh dont get me ranting about food,food is not just better than sex,it makes us grow old(at least while we've the teeth to eat)reminds me of the old table grace at school,"for what we are about to recieve,may the lord make us truly grateful"I mean like we had a choice.

Goodnight Polly,I sicerely hope your tomorrow is a happy and painfree day

Hi Polly,are you any feeling better today,I still feel tired though I hope too only work the morning tomorrow as Im up before the Lark Monday morning

G night Polly,catch you and pixie later.

Goodnight Rick .Take care tomorrow at work.

That I-spy was a very hard one!!

Polly

xxx

HI Rick. 's


How has your day been? I had lunch with my daughter. Then came back home. Pixie is asleep on the back of the sofa. I am having a glass of red wine.

It feels later than 5pm! Are you tired? And how is that tummy?!!!! I'm having horrid panic attacks..... I'm hoping that the wine will calm me. (what a blinking excuse!).

Oh dear~~a pensioner has been raped. Isn't that dreadful and very sick. What a nasty world we live in.



xxx

Hi Polly,tummy still the same the weather here is absolutely awful,Im going to watch the boat race,its on in a mo' on ITV.

Hope you're keeping yourself warm its cold and horrid here had to turn up the gas fire(sod the cost)

Hi! I'm warm with all the wine inside me!


Could you downlaod SC's new smiley? I can't. Is it a rude one?

It's raining a bit here. And a chilly wind (reminds me of SC). But I feel warm.


GO TO YOUR GP. Please Rick. You must. How can you keep suffering? And it might be easy to mend with just a stronger antibiotic. It could get worse if you do nothing about it.

The boat race? I lost interest years ago. Never mind.

xxx

hi Polly.
S-C's smiley was a little dog lapping at the screen.

Ahhhhhhhhhhhh. I can't seem to access it.

How about a meet-up at some time?? Just us oldies from the original gang. I'd love it. Think about it. I'm happy to travel. I think that SC and Mathos are closer to you than they are to me.

It's absolutely pouring with rain! I had no idea! I'm not facing a window.
xxx

http://www.hana-ess.eu.dodea.edu/activities/video/dog_screen_clean.swf

I still can't get it. I'm being told that is has been downloaded. So where is it? I want a doggy lapping my screen!

HiPolly,if you have downloaded it,click on your start button scroll up to pictures,click on pictures,in the left hand column click on downloads,it should be there.