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Irish Kakapoo feather socks.

Post 81

MMF - Keeper of Mustelids, with added P.M.A., is now in a relationship.

smiley - groan Now we've got the smiley - bleep Muppets putting in an appearance now.

Where's Kermit and Miss Piggy?

Why does Kermit always appear to have a pained expression on his face?

Wouldn't you if you had a hand stuck up your a... nd moving rapidly on... smiley - run

What's the difference between the Earth and Uranus? You don't know? I'm not lending you my Kleenex then...

You can keep my coat... smiley - run

MMF

smiley - musicalnote


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Post 82

zendevil

I've been mixing concrete most of today. We were wondering about adding something to it to make the mixing easier; i proposed the suggestion of Kakapoo...

The socks arrived; so now we have:

Socks

and

Dogs

and

Rock & Roll.

zdt


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Post 83

Effers;England.


Why did the kakapo cross the road?smiley - erm

Or like most of its ancestors did it just not make it? smiley - erm


Irish Kakapoo concret

Post 84

Amy Pawloski, aka 'paper lady'--'Mufflewhump'?!? click here to find out... (ACE)

Hm. Don't think I'll be contributing either...


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Post 85

MMF - Keeper of Mustelids, with added P.M.A., is now in a relationship.

Ah! but you did! So by the fact that you posted, does that mean you are registered on-line, or by negating your posting, does that remove you from the posting?

Yet you registered on-line, so therefore you have posted, so your negation is deemed neutralised... I think? smiley - huh

smiley - huh

MMF

smiley - musicalnote



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Post 86

Amy Pawloski, aka 'paper lady'--'Mufflewhump'?!? click here to find out... (ACE)

Exactly!


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Post 87

MMF - Keeper of Mustelids, with added P.M.A., is now in a relationship.

Thank goodness my left-handed powers of deducification are not negated by my lack of using my post-temporal lobes directing my right-handedness to my alter-dextrous extremity to resolve the above conundrum or, in short....

I used my left hand to type out this solution! smiley - huh

MMF

smiley - musicalnote


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Post 88

MMF - Keeper of Mustelids, with added P.M.A., is now in a relationship.

smiley - laugh The original title rather answered the question...

Although....smiley - huh What was the question?

smiley - erm

MMF

smiley - musicalnote


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Post 89

Amy Pawloski, aka 'paper lady'--'Mufflewhump'?!? click here to find out... (ACE)

Can we reach 100 before Kea gets back?smiley - winkeye


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Post 90

Amy Pawloski, aka 'paper lady'--'Mufflewhump'?!? click here to find out... (ACE)

Waaaaaaaait a minute... Why are you up at 3am, MMF?


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Post 91

MMF - Keeper of Mustelids, with added P.M.A., is now in a relationship.

I did ask myself that question... at 07.00 this morning!!! smiley - zzz

MMF

smiley - musicalnote


Post 100 - yay!!

Post 92

turvy (Fetch me my trousers Geoffrey...)

Surreal eh?

t.smiley - sillysmiley - zen


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Post 93

dragonqueen - eternally free and forever untamed - insomniac extraordinaire - proprietrix of a bullwhip, badger button and (partly) of a thoroughly used sub with a purple collar. Matron of Honour.

Well, there are always things to do to avoid w*rk...

smiley - dragon


Post 100 - yay!!

Post 94

Hapi - Hippo #5

smiley - smiley things to avoid w*rk? ah yes, lots of them. At the moment I'm waiting for ... well .. either smiley - coffee or someone to bring me smiley - coffee.

Snoopy socks today. I found they go well with a dark suit


Post 100 - yay!!

Post 95

Br Robyn Hoode - Navo - complete with theme tune

Still no sign of the small bird?

smiley - cool

Do you think we should just stop dead at 100... See if we can convince everyone to resist temptation and preferably leave it ona cliff-hanger at 100.

?


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Post 96

A Super Furry Animal

What did you have in mind?

RFsmiley - evilgrin


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Post 97

Br Robyn Hoode - Navo - complete with theme tune

Perhaps a good joke with no punchline or half a conversation?

Wherever it goes by then, really smiley - smiley

Preferably with a warning not to post again until Kea has smiley - laugh


Post 100 - yay!!

Post 98

HonestIago

"A shot rings out in the darkness: 2legs lies in a puddle of his own blood.

Suddenly a nocturnal vacuum is heard and a figure moves in the shadows, a gun kept pointed at 2legs back. Who is this nocturnal vacuum and why have they committed this strocity?"

That sort of cliffhanger?


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Post 99

dragonqueen - eternally free and forever untamed - insomniac extraordinaire - proprietrix of a bullwhip, badger button and (partly) of a thoroughly used sub with a purple collar. Matron of Honour.

NoNoNo!

More like:

I was a Thursday at lunchtime when suddenly a giant space craft was seen and a voice said:

smiley - dragon


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Post 100

A Super Furry Animal

Well, I'm definitely *not* telling you the answer now!

RFsmiley - evilgrin


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