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Feisor - -0- Generix I made it back - sortof ... Posted Oct 6, 2009
Did you hear about the scarecrow who was awarded a Nobel Prize?
He was out standing in his field.
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turvy (Fetch me my trousers Geoffrey...) Posted Oct 6, 2009
If you are going to start telling awful jokes then I will start on the elephant jokes.
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Hapi - Hippo #5 Posted Oct 6, 2009
oh yes.. elephant jokes
like why shouldn't you walk in the forest between 4 and 5pm?
that's when the elephants fall from the trees
and why do crocodiles have such short legs?
they were in the forest between 4 and 5
and why do elephants have red eyes?
so you'll not notice them in a strawberry field
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A Super Furry Animal Posted Oct 6, 2009
Why do elephants paint their testicles red?
So they can hide in cherry trees.
Have you seen any elephants in cherry trees lately? No? See! It works!
What's the loudest noise in the jungle?
Monkeys picking cherries.
RF
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Menthol Penguin - Currently revising/editing my book Posted Oct 6, 2009
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turvy (Fetch me my trousers Geoffrey...) Posted Oct 6, 2009
How many elephants can you fit in a Mini?
4 - Two in the front and two in the back.
How many giraffes can you fit in a Mini?
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Hapi - Hippo #5 Posted Oct 6, 2009
I know! I know!! four, but you'd have to let the elephants out first !
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KB Posted Oct 6, 2009
Don't stop now - this thread's only 14th on the busiest thread list. Must do better! 
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Not-so-bald-eagle Posted Oct 6, 2009
But there are some *extremely* important posts in here and they mustn't get overlooked !!!
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turvy (Fetch me my trousers Geoffrey...) Posted Oct 6, 2009
All right then. How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
One-two, one-two, two, two, one-two...
t.
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MMF - Keeper of Mustelids, with added P.M.A., is now in a relationship. Posted Oct 6, 2009
Why do people always order Champagne? What's wrong with real Pagne?
How do you tell if a band stage is level? The drummer dribbles out of both corners of his mouth.
What is a Wombat?
Something you use to play Wom.
MMF
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MMF - Keeper of Mustelids, with added P.M.A., is now in a relationship. Posted Oct 6, 2009
And what would you really think of Sham Poo?
MMF
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Not-so-bald-eagle Posted Oct 6, 2009
Is that some kind of Sham Kaka Poo ?
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turvy (Fetch me my trousers Geoffrey...) Posted Oct 6, 2009
...and who were the real 69.
Borstal Breakout
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Do you know why elephants have yellow soles?
Because nobody shall notice them swimming backstroke in the custard.
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turvy (Fetch me my trousers Geoffrey...) Posted Oct 6, 2009
Do you thinks we will get past 100 posts before kea returns? Perhaps we should start the top of each page with
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turvy (Fetch me my trousers Geoffrey...) Posted Oct 6, 2009
Bl**dy Hell - preview for a reason, fool...
I mean 
I'll get me coat, cobber...
*wanders of singing "tie me kakapo down, sport"...
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Menthol Penguin - Currently revising/editing my book Posted Oct 6, 2009
that has to be MOTD
mistake of the day
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Mrs Zen Posted Oct 6, 2009
I was having muppet flashbacks, turvy.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_IctDbZ-t1I
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