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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Dec 3, 2009
ooh look! a particle
oh shucks I missed it
give me a million euro's or so and I'll show you again
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Dec 3, 2009
Sorry, I don't get in euros, and I can't swim far enough to find a place where they use that currency. I can offer you some 
puns, though. 
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Dec 3, 2009
I meant that I don't get *paid* in euros.
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Dec 3, 2009
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Dec 3, 2009
Don't tell me, I can guess: you already have alifetime supply of puns over there. 
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Dec 3, 2009
only in the pun thread, folk round here at home aren't that intelligent to get them 
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Dec 4, 2009
So several lifetimes' supplies of puns would not have good resale value for you, then? What's the Yorkshire expression for "What a pity!"?
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Dec 4, 2009
"What a pity!"? = tough sh
it
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Dec 4, 2009
Yes, that *would* be quite a pity!
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Dec 4, 2009
we follow it with "it'll be rait" (it will be all-right)
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Dec 4, 2009
That's cheery! 
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kangalew oftimes Lew-- NEVER Louis! Posted Dec 4, 2009
In Australia if something appears to be possibly passable, we would say, "She'll be apples." At least, us oldies might, the younger generation would probably use some Americanism. Or some textspeak of which I have no knowledge. Pah!
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Dec 9, 2009
How many hadrons does it take to change a lightbulb?
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Dec 9, 2009
with or without a screwdriver ?
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Taff Agent of kaos Posted Dec 9, 2009
well the hadron will not need a step lader, being a large
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Jabberwock Posted Dec 13, 2009
How many light bulbs seen as position or momentum would it take to change a hadron, similarly observed?
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Dec 13, 2009
Look over there! -------------->
I believe Albert Einstein is coming, and he is the perfect person to answer your question, Jabberwock.
Let me just quietly step out of the way so the very intleligent Mr. Einstein can explain his answer.
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- 21: Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. (Dec 3, 2009)
- 22: paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant (Dec 3, 2009)
- 23: paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant (Dec 3, 2009)
- 24: Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. (Dec 3, 2009)
- 25: paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant (Dec 3, 2009)
- 26: Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. (Dec 3, 2009)
- 27: paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant (Dec 4, 2009)
- 28: Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. (Dec 4, 2009)
- 29: paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant (Dec 4, 2009)
- 30: Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. (Dec 4, 2009)
- 31: paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant (Dec 4, 2009)
- 32: kangalew oftimes Lew-- NEVER Louis! (Dec 4, 2009)
- 33: Taff Agent of kaos (Dec 4, 2009)
- 34: paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant (Dec 5, 2009)
- 35: Harrystophanes (Dec 9, 2009)
- 36: paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant (Dec 9, 2009)
- 37: Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. (Dec 9, 2009)
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- 39: Jabberwock (Dec 13, 2009)
- 40: paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant (Dec 13, 2009)
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