h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

A shrew flew before me on the floor today
Furry little animal darting back and forth
It hid under a pile running out retreating back
So shy it made me laugh at it's timid ways

I can'r refute
how cute
that sounds

The tin can flute
sounds and its sounds
rebound off metal clad walls.


~jwf~

And outside the snow falls
throughout the days.

And inside it's soon night
As we busy ourselves in our winter ways

I was lost in the dark
when I heard a strange remark
uttered by Tony Stark
about moving into Central Park.

the pigeons crowd around the bridge, over the stream in central park
a nice man from the cia carries a briefcase clutched to his heart
in centre stream, a pigeon and a dark suite meet, for the exchange
the park paths throng with joggers, except on the bridge it's pigeon's payday

Let it snow on the mountains
and on the garden fountains.
Let it snow on the verdant meadows
and on the leafy plateaus.
Let it make a wonderful winter show
for the local community tableau.

Cows are the ultimate poets
Everything they say rhymes
What do you think about that?
e e cummings would agree

Horses are poets to
They do beatbox
Their nostrils flare
Their lips flutter
Blowing air through teeth
Original rappers
In a wild paradise
They can dance too!

O, rippling flanks and quivering withers,
a tail flick here, a tail twitch there,
may the dark flies all beware and never nag
the swayback mare.


~jwf~

I just wrote a two stanza poem a good poem well a bad poem very very bad so bad that I cannot post it here because of the language its so sad because it is such a good poem I mean a bad poem well - you know what I mean

Oh believe me I know.


~jwf~

(sits on hands)

Now, wiggle your fingers.


~jwf~

Forget about wiggling your fingers, click on this link -i dare you
use your nose,teeth,feet or whatever you can but... http://www.independent.co.uk/news/people/news/kristen-stewart-writes-worst-poem-of-all-time-9121635.html?dkdkd












I think we have been 'baddered'

OMG. You're right.

"..And so I look down the line/
Your every twitch hand drum salute/
Salutes mine."



~jwf~

Kristen Stewart is a Vogon? Hide the jewelled crabs people.

But at least she is inspirational:

Twilight WTF I am too old,
Or have I just OD'd on fungi?
Gimme my fone and let me tweet,
OMG and LOL, you cannot beat it.
One day time will turn on you,
and either you will cringe,
or face it out. Either way,
You waste a space that would be better filled,
With a small species of rodent.
Yoh, init.

Terrible! Just Terrible!!

Here, you all deserve these !