h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

A thousand apologies!
I only copied what went before.



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Awk!
Pitter-patter, pitter-pitter-patter!
awk!
Pitter-patter!
Pitter!
Pit!
Pitter!
Pit!
AWK!
Vhrrooooooomm!
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cirp chirp!
Cheep, chirp-chirp, awk, chirp, cheep!
Plop! Splash!

I've never been called "mykl" before!
It all took me by suprise!
I didn't know what to say!
__________________________
I think i like it, but...
How come i never thought of that?
It feels so right!
Yet i feel ashamed!
---
I should at least have know how to spell my own name!

awk tweet woof chirp
moo meow gobble neigh

i say
is that a turkey in the hay?

je suis tres fatigue
non non! Tu es quite thin!!
mon frond, quite thin, indeed!
(off comes the snood)
here! take this food
it is so good
and along with it you may have this mead

Mead? What is that, like orange juice?
Gluuug-gluuug-gluug'gluug--hic!

Woof, wooof, aooooooohhh!! Meaowwwwwwwwwwwwhhhhhhhhh!
arrhhghh, arrrghh, alllf, allf, awoooooooooooooooooohhh!!
bwaaa,bwa-bwa-bwa! Bwaaah,bwabwabwabwa-bwaah!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wheel mead a ghin
Dono wear, dono wen,
Bud eye no wheel mead agin
sum sonny daze

~jwf~

Bad as i am i'm Free!
It's not a crime to laugh!

Life should be fun, some - days!
Please tell me if, i'm - right!

Life is far to short to scream and fight!
How about dinner tomorrow night?

Dang! I missed it!
Excuse me while i throw a fit
I wanted to have dinner wit
you

Tomorrow night - has not arrived
And won't till you and me make time

I will make the time
with this rhyme
now you do too
then we can chew







that is absolutely the worst



do i get a prize?

Yak fod noodle dah---dah: this is BAD POETRY!
The prize is mine: mine, mine, mine,mine--mine!
You can of course have it if you want, by now i'm sure your never wrong.
But maybe this is a concellation for you:

If to the undisclosed Petunias i could ask
The sand beneath my shorts would bake my bum
As all good things made from figs are oft revered
I am your humble circuit diagram in oak veneer
Since the time i set my elbows in the window box
I knew it was a dovetail of majestic drapery

This last poem about petunias
is sheer genius:
the elbows, the window box
the drapery and figs; it all rocks
my world.
My flag is unfurled.
It reads "smart pig"



LOL

Without the sun!
Without the rains!
Without friends!
Without boilogy!

Ruby red eyes
Silken green hair
Diamond white teeth
Gold russet skin
With a pink carnation
behind my right ear
please if we meet
my breath is hot fire
don't let me kiss your cheek

Mirror mirror in my purse
Can you help me rhyme some verse?
Adverse am I
to swoon and sigh
So make it practical and not too rhymey and with a lousy beat too
okay?

klitty klak
I'll rhyme you some good
rickety wood
watch me, dance n fool
hoppitty foal
I'll juggle hot coal
drippally goo
What say you, will that do?

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